GOOD LORD ANOTHER BREAKING THIS JUST IN STORY! DO YOU HATE GOING TO MOVIES THAT
DON'T INSPIRE YOU? HERE IS ONE THAT FILLS THE BILL! DELTA FARCE DESTINED TO BE THE
MEGA BLOCK BUSTER OF THE DECADE!! READ ABOUT IT AND THEN GET A CO-SIGNER AND GO SEE THE THING! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY THE ASPCA AND GIVEN NINE STARS BY RALPH EMERY!


FLASH THIS JUST IN TO THE CHANNEL 6 NEWS ROOM BREAKING NEWS!!! England has announced
if Chuck's kid goes to the sandbox he will git his royal butt shot off..SO they are keeping him at HOME! CHECK IT OUT



FLASH BREAKING NEWS GOOD ONE HOT DANG FLASH BREAKING NEWS GO FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIKE MORE WANTS TO GO NOSE TO NOSE WITH FRED THOMPSON AND HERE IS WHAT
FRED SAID TO THE LEFTWINGPINKOLARDASS!


CHUCK'S KID BETTER KEEP HIS HEAD DOWN

KATIE STILL SUCKS

IF BRIAN IS SO GOOD HOW COME PEOPLE DON'T WATCH HIM?

YOUNG FOLKS DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH NAKED OLD PEOPLE

RUN FRED RUN






Looks like Chuck’s youngest is going to have a TV crew in his tent when he heads out to the sandbox. Lights! Camera! KBOOOM!

OK, here is the deal. You are in dang line to be the King of England and you are creeping around at night in Iraq trying to sneak up on the enemy. Just about the time you get set to John Wayne the bad guys a big TV light comes on and a thick cockney accent yells, “Over here mates, hurry PRINCE HARRY is over here get a shot of him SURPRISING those guys with the AK47s sucking on the hookah!”

Again there is no way we can make this stuff up..check it out here!


Two half way famous writers are reminding us that more people are watching the Golf Channel than CBS Evening News. Katie Couric is stinking worse than the UT Chicken Farm AND 3rd Creek at flood, her numbers are out and it ain’t pretty. Sorry Katie, no matter how hard you try you until you start actually MAKING UP NEWS you will never be another Dan Rather.

NBC Nightly has given Brian Williams a big old attaboy! Now if they could just
figure out a plan to get people to come BACK to their network
they might be on to something.


BREAKING NEWS!!! Nudists Camps are NOT attracting younger members! Yep, the numbers of folks under 40 going naked is sagging right along with…fill in your punch line here. If the trend continues running naked will have to be modified to rolling naked. Again no way to make this one up either, check it out

RUN FRED RUN! Looks like the Conservative Christians are going to back Fred Thompson if he runs. Naturally the Liberal Atheists will stick with Hilla! RUN FRED RUN!



Thanks to those who came to Southland Books Saturday evening it was great FUN! We playing again on the last Saturday of this month..come see The Mountain Folk Reunion Band, it will change your life...sort of.

MOUNTAIN FOLK REUNION IS DOING A DOUBLE HEADER AT THE END OF THE MONTH! CHECK IT OUT