Nov 24, 2008

UT HAS A NEW FOOTBALL COACH!










Sports news flash from
MR Sports Director Joc Sniffer,

Lane Kiffin is the Vols’ next football coach. Even though UT athletic director Mike Hamilton denied the fact while the search was underway. Kiffin will become UT’s third coach since 1977.

Kiffin is former NFL’s Oakland Raiders coach. The Raiders fired Kiffin in September after compiling a 5-15 record in one-plus seasons. When he was hired by the Raiders in January 2007 at age 31 he became the youngest coach in the NFL’s modern history. His salary was $2 million per season.

Kiffin was an assistant at Fresno State from 1997-98 and Southern Cal from 2001-04 and the Trojans offensive coordinator from 2005-06.

Kiffin has been assembling a staff for quite some time:

* Monte Kiffin: Lane Kiffin’s father, Monte Kiffin is a highly respected defensive coordinator for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

* Ed Orgeron: a defensive line coach with the New Orleans Saints, Orgeron coached with Kiffin at Southern Cal and furthered his reputation as one of the best recruiters in the nation when he coached at Ole Miss.

* Bill Callahan: Callahan has been fired from two coaching positions, with the Raiders and Nebraska, but is still considered an accomplished offensive coordinator. He is currently an assistant offensive head coach for the New York Jets.

* Doug Marrone: Now the offensive line coach for the Saints. He also coached for the Vols in 2001.

* Joe Whitt Jr.: The defensive quality control coach for the Green Bay Packers, Whitt was known as a strong recruiter as quarterbacks coach and recruiting coordinator at Louisville.

* David Reaves: Lane Kiffin’s brother-in-law who is quarterbacks coach and recruiting coordinator at South Carolina.

* Chris Kiffin: Lane Kiffin’s brother who is a coaching intern at Nebraska.


Kiffin and staff can visit prospects in their home next week and can host an official visit weekend on Dec. 6.





WAY TO GO..ATTABOY..GOOD JOB
goes to WBIR FOR BREAKING THE
STORY NAMING UTs NEW FOOTBALL
COACH!







MIKE CLARK
played three cuts from Yuletide Dreams
Tuesday!




CLICK HERE THEN
TURN THE SOUND WAY UP
OPEN FIRE!





The three BIG TV networks are in
financial trouble.
Check it out
and vote on the poll!


Ace media reporter, Ronnie Radio
says U 102, which switched transmitters
and frequency to become STAR or did STAR
switch to become U 102? ANYWAY, the 102, which is now
on 93 something has dropped their 80s format.
The word from Journal is they are going back
to country...yep back...see STAR before it was STAR
was KICKS something or other on that frequency..BUT when
KICKS died and STAR became a success they switched
over to the bigger stick at 102. Lord help we
so need Ross Perot in here with his charts to follow all
of this. ANYWAY that same SMALL STICK as in
lower coverage WAS country in the past and yes
it was then owned by Journal. SO you ask WHY
would they go back to it? Honey we have NO idea unless
it is the low numbers IVK tossed out on
the last ARB? If so an underpowered and WAY
under financed station owned by a group that
would sell the entire local conglomerate
tonight, is NOT going to scare the FROG
one bit!

Nov 21, 2008

DARK WEEK



BAD BAD WEEK FOR THE ECONOMY, THE NATION,
THE WORLD, THE UNIVERSE, THE....well you
get the idea.

Zeek is over the suck news so last night he took over the Linotype
and churned out a WEEKEND MD complete with his favorite
pictures and some jokes he has used over the years
at the Chatter Box to charm more than a few soiled doves into
over nighting at his single wide in Walland.

SMILE, things will get worse!!!

NEW FOR SUNDAY>>>>>THIS WEEK IS
A S H O R T ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!


Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren’t…
10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.”

9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”

8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”

7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”

6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”

5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”

4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”

3. “It’s cool whip time!”

2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn’t . .

1. “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”


An industrious turkey farmer
was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.

After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. 'Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!' They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

'I don't know, 'said the farmer, 'I never could catch it!'


Question...
is it a tad EARLY FOR
THIS OR NOT?

IMPEACH OBAMA STORE
All the Liberal bashing apparel a good Patriot could want.




NEW FOR SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
'cause he was dead...
why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree?
'cause he was dead too...
why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree?
peer pressure...





What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
The Elephants foreskin.




What is the Australian for foreplay?
Brace yourself, Sheila!
And the Welsh?
Are you awake, Gwen?



An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxodermist, 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'





What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick, tick'?
'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'


Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."
St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."


Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"


Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How's it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"


Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggy.









A guy walks into a bar and there's a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse tending bar before?" The guy says, "It's not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place."


A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
>


Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"


How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.


A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer ............ and some of those peanuts."
The bartender says, "Sure, but why the big paws?"


Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.



The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway.
As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends asked, "How did you do that?"
The golfer shrugged. "You have to know the bus schedule."



Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.










A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Nov 19, 2008

MID WEEK NEWS

DID ANYONE THINK THE KNS WOULD BECOME THIS SMALL THIS
FAST? Upside is our print reporter can read it
in less than two happy splashes!

NEXT WEDNESDAY
FAMED CP AND WALKER
WING MAN THE MIKE CLARK
WILL HAVE ZEEK'S ALTER EGO
ON HIS RADIO SHOW TO TALK
ABOUT YULETIDE DREAMS!!!
CHECK IT OUT!


ALSO a big congrats to Mike and Praise for
their work with Center Of Hope. Last
week callers to the station raised
over 20K for the wonderful organization
that takes care of those in need RIGHT
HERE AT HOME!





Here is some news
the new lean, mean, KNS
story machine missed.


Zeek Ridings is still basking in the
fame of a two day host on THE VOICE
radio show.
Listening on his wireless
in the back of his single wide in the 4th and Gill
neighborhood he caught a fill in host that brought
a tear to his glass eye.

Long time radio hellion CARL WARNER
filled in for Lloyd last Friday and cut a
mighty path across the airwaves! Warner had
a young boy who is often elected by Knoxville
Democrats (OK he lost this last time but
even a blind cat could see that one coming) on
the show with him and when the smoke cleared
the kid had been cut deep and often!

Warner was so on his game this child just
gave up, took off his Radio Shack issue head
sets and stormed out of the studio! Hint to anyone who
is on a talk radio show and is coming up short in the
battle of wits, WALKING OUT WILL GET THAT BIG
L PLACED DEAD CENTER BETWEEN YOUR EYES!

Older folk may remember Carl from his days on WETE, AM 620 and
his famed talk show Yen and Yang! His counterpart has
passed on to that big transmitter in the sky, but Carl (at the alleged age
of 107) is still in there slinging the rocks! Zeek has started a one
bum letter writing campaign to get Carl and the Boy back for a rematch!







The 2003 staff HUMMER was in the shop yesterday getting
bigger tires, two new saddle gas tanks installed and having the pollution system cut out.
Zeek Ridings was forsed to use a rental car with nothing but an AM/FM
radio on board. Dialing up "over the air" radio for the first time in months he heard HHH talking with the dean of Knoxville radio news about his
weight loss operation. Zeek has been a Dave Foulk fan since before HHH was born and
really does wish him the best.


Good job WBIR NEWS.
With AE in the playoff
race the big question is
will they be at full strength
come Friday and at least
WBIR has some facts about
who may or may not be playing!



THE VIEW!

Question do you think
this show is making black ladies
look a tad slow on the up dang take?


Woops and her black counter part often
say a few things that causes
the viewer to shake their head and
giggle, "Dem folk sure are funny!"

For the rest of the
news CLICK HERE!

JUST IN...

HITLER WAS SHORT ONE
IN HIS SET!

Nov 17, 2008

CAN YOU SMELL THE MEDIA


WEATHER ALERT...THE PENETRATING COLD FRONT
IS CAUSING FOLKS IN THE NORTH TO
GET A GRIP AND BRACE FOR A VERY
DEEP AND EXTREMELY HARD STABBING
OF FAST STRONG WIND THRUSTS FOLLOWED
BY BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF MOISTURE.
GOOD NEWS IS IT WILL MISS THE
SOUTH!

News BREAKING LIKE THE WIND!
Hillary Clinton to accept Obama's offer of secretary of state job



Hey as Zeek's great grand mother Zelda used to say
"If you can smell it then you is about
to step in it!"

After two years of amplified agenda reporting
the "CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOOOOOOOOOOST!"
Boy that sounds so failure..who said that?

Anyway a guy who flat knows the media business
has it figured out..

"With newspapers cutting back and predictions of even worse times ahead, Rupert Murdoch said the profession may still have a bright future if it can shake free of reporters and editors who he said have forfeited the trust and loyalty of their readers."

OK hold your hammer and sickle..we know Rupert is all about that
nasty old FOX group but unlike most... HIS tribe is still
MAKING MONEY so give him a read OK?


We want to know what you think of the
new KNS! Yep Zeek's Cuz, Zorba has
fixed us a nice poll and you are encouraged to dash over
and vote. Gay Street Quarterbacks were
grousing today about the lack of real news
in the first NEW installment of the KNS.
Fine, is that BAD? Hey they had a heck of a good
murder story, copied from their old files dating back
to 1968 and it has the smell of both a Movie Of The Week
and at least one COPS episode all over it. Did it make
you read the paper today??


FIVE different Republicans have sent
the following into the Media Report Bunker
so it must be worth the space. If you
are looking for it at Hussein's web
site forget it, his toads PULLED it right
after the last ACORN vote was counted.

Anyway might be fun to put it on the
Frigidare and check them off as he
does what he said he would do!
Check it out.







Few presidential candidates have made more specific promises to American voters than Barack Obama. They came so fast and furious in the latter part of the campaign, you'd be excused for not keeping up. So as a public service, we've put together a handy checklist of some of the biggest Obama promises — culled from his "Blueprint for Change," his campaign speeches and advertisements. Clip it. Save it. And see how he did in four years.

Read More: Election 2008

Taxes
• Give a tax break to 95% of Americans.
• Restore Clinton-era tax rates on top income earners.
• "If you make under $250,000, you will not see your taxes increase by a single dime. Not your income taxes, not your payroll taxes, not your capital gains taxes. Nothing."
• Dramatically simplify tax filings so that millions of Americans will be able to do their taxes in less than five minutes.
• Give American businesses a $3,000 tax credit for every job they create in the U.S.
• Eliminate capital gains taxes for small business and startup companies.
• Eliminate income taxes for seni ors making under $50,000.
• Expand the child and dependent care tax credit.
• Expand the earned income tax credit.
• Create a universal mortgage credit.
• Create a small business health tax credit.
• Provide a $500 "make work pay" tax credit to small businesses.
• Provide a $1,000 emergency energy rebate to families.
Energy
• Spend $15 billion a year on renewable sources of energy.
• Eliminate oil imports from the Middle East in 10 years.
• Increase fuel economy standards by 4% a year.
• Weatherize 1 million homes annually.
• Ensure that 10% of our electricity comes from renewable sources by 2012.
Environment
• Create 5 million green jobs.
• Implement a cap-and-trade program to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
• Get 1 million plug-in hybrids on the road by 2015.
Labor
• Sign a fair pay restoration act, which would overturn the Supreme Court's pay discrimination ruling.
• Sign into law an employee free choice act — aka card check — to make it easier for unions to organize.
• Make employers offer seven paid sick days per year.
• Increase the minimum wage to $9.50 an hour by 2009.
National security
• Remove troops from Iraq by the summer of 2010.
• Cut spending on unproven missile defense systems.
• No more homeless veterans.
• Stop spending $10 billion a month in Iraq.
• Finish the fight against Osama bin Laden and the al-Qaida terrorists.
Social Security
• Work in a "bipartisan way to preserve Social Security for future generations."
• Impose a Social Security payroll tax on incomes above $250,000.
• Match 50% of retirement savings up to20$1,000 for families earning less than $75,000.
Education
• Demand higher standards and more accountability from our teachers..
Spending
• Go through the budget, line by line, ending programs we don't need and making the ones we do need work better and cost less.
• Slash earmarks.
Health care
• Lower health care costs for the typical family by $2,500 a year.
• Let the uninsured get the same kind of health insurance that members of Congress get.
• Stop insurance companies from discriminating against those who are sick and need care the most.
• Spend $10 billion over five years on health care information technology


GOT THAT? GREAT!

Another column was sent today concerning the
rag tag mess called THE UT VOL FOOTBALL TEAM. Learned
sports writers are saying this team is like
a bicycle without a front wheel.
Here is a disclaimer, the author of this column
has promised a hate book about UT for years! No really,
reportedly had a clandestine sidekicker in Alabama
with tons of back fill to spread on the pages...but
guess what..NO BOOK?

That said, the guy did teach
Sunday School at First Baptist Maryville to
several management types here at the
MR...so there must be at least a
grain of truth in his column..or not?
Give it a read and let us know if
you think it has a smell or is
outstanding unbiased reporting?

Bob Gilbert Column (630)
For Monday, Nov. 17, 2008
It is unthinkable. Unless you think about it.
Tennessee losing nine games in a single football season?
It has been 44 years since Tennessee lost to both Vanderbilt and Kentucky in the same season. That was 1964 when Doug Dickey was in his first year as Vol head coach.
But here we are on the threshold of the final two games of 2008, and the Vols face the possibility, as unthinkable it is might be, of losing in the same year to Vanderbilt and Kentucky, both of which already are bowl-eligible (a minimum of six wins).
The 2008 Vol season is coming to an ugly end.
Athletics director Mike Hamilton has fired head coach Phil Fulmer, who has won 150 games since becoming Tennessee’s head coach in 1992. And the madness of trying to hire a new coach is under way.
Some on Tennessee’s secret “wish list” already have said “thanks, but no thanks.”
In a recent speech at a Maryville civic club, retired SEC commissioner and former Vanderbilt AD Roy Kramer, without naming Hamilton or Tennessee, commented that it is a lot easier to fire a coach than to identify and hire a new one.
Hamilton’s precipitous action, forcing Fulmer to resign or face being fired, could have set the stage for one of the shortest tenures as AD in Tennessee history. Hamilton, in short, could botch this one.
Hamilton hit the jackpot when he hired basketball coach Bruce Pearl a few years ago, but football is the engine that drives Vol athletics. The difference is stadium capacities. Neyland Stadium can seat 100,000 for football. Thompson-Boling Arena can accommodate only 22,000. Do the math. Football has to be successful at Tennessee to generate enough revenue to support the other sports, including women’s basketball, which has won eight national titles.
Hamilton has no coaching background and, until succeeding Dickey a few years ago, no experience as an AD. At Clemson and Wake Forest, he was a bean counter, a fund-raiser. He wouldn’t know the world’s greatest football coach if the man walked into his office, kicked off his shoes and put his smelly feet on Hamilton’s desk.
The deep-pocket donors and influential alumni who endorsed the elevation of Hamilton to succeed Dickey may well have endangered Tennessee’s athletics future.
Hamilton’s gross mishandling of money is a loud alarm bell. He’s run up an enormous debt to build new Vol athletics facilities and to enlarge and fancify existing ones.
By June 30, 2037, if no new projects are undertaken, the UT athletics department will owe approximately $106 million in debt, plus the principle. It is extravagance beyond all comprehension, and Hamilton is the guy with the rich tastes.
If Vol football falls on its face the rest of this decade, Vol athletics will take a hard financial hit, and Hamilton will be responsible. The virtual collapse of the football team in Fulmer’s final season has started Tennessee down that road to disaster.
The current SEC football standings tell a frightening story. Eight of the SEC’s 12 schools, including five in the SEC East, already have qualified for 2008 bowl games. Tennessee is the only one in the SEC East that has not, and the Vols have no chance because their record is 3-7 with only two games left. Auburn (5-6) and Arkansas (4-6) can still qualify.
Vanderbilt, Tennessee’s foe this Saturday, and Kentucky the following week, once were two certain “Ws” in Tennessee’s win column, but they can no longer be taken for granted.
This is a delicate moment in the history of Vol athletics, and there’s no quick-fix on the horizon.
Will the next head coach, whoever it is, be able to reverse Fulmer’s losing trend and begin to replenish the Vol coffers? It is problematic.
-----
Columnist Bob Gilbert, former Associated Press writer, retired University of Tennessee news operations director and author of the Bob Neyland biography, can be reached at rwgilbert@charter.net

ONE last happy thought today,
the guy we still call
GREAT and made everyone who
lives in a blue state stand
taller is SO missed today.
If you are one of those far left
commie pinko democrat loving VIEW watching
knoxviews.com posting folks, don't read it,
it will make you a tad HOT!



'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:
We win, they lose.'- Ronald Reagan

'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan


'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' - Ronald Reagan


'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.'- Ronald Reagan


'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan


'Th e taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan


'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' - Ronald Reagan


'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan


'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan


'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan


'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'- Ronald Reagan



'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'- Ronald Reagan

Nov 16, 2008

SMILE THINGS ARE BETTER!

GUESS WHERE THEY ARE GOING????????????????







Our new expanded staff at
THE MEDIA REPORT has been working
all weekend on stories that
will make you FEEL BETTER! We are now on
our new state of the art server, built
by Art when he was in an altered state.


Lets get started with the
BIG party this weekend at ZEEK'S
in celebration of
the VOLS win over OPEN DATE! His half brother Clyde
brought the cold Old Milwaukee and his
smoking hot sister Modine!
They came right
over after the big game and said, it was close but
the team POUNDED THE ROCK right up to the final gun
and pulled it out! Next week they are on the
road to Vandy and then home for their final
loss of the season to Kentucky.


Here is the short list of things
that will make you smile!


1....AL GORE is STILL A MAJOR NUT BAG
...

A surreal scientific blunder last week raised a huge question mark about the temperature records that underpin the worldwide alarm over global warming. On Monday, Nasa's Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), which is run by Al Gore's chief scientific ally, Dr James Hansen, and is one of four bodies responsible for monitoring global temperatures, announced that last month was the hottest October on record.



2...The morning Knoxville paper is getting smaller!



3...NBC Wipes Off 'Lipstick,' Kills 'Enemy'
My Own Worst Enemy will air its final episode on Dec. 15, while Lipstick Jungle is expected to officially conclude on Dec. 19



4....A website called Christian Nymphos has been set up by a group of wives to encourage young women to embrace intimacy in their marriages.

5...First, this is a nice Crib...but if you will check out
the rug area right under your foot you will see a heck of a
stain we just can't get out. Let me clue you in my brother, if
Bill and Hillary ever drop by together just toss a throw rug over it
and save yourself some grief!





Fantasy Of The Trees is where
you will find this bad boy!

Drop in and while you are there
pick up a TREE

Nov 14, 2008

NEW QB FOR UT








WEEKEND AND AT LAST UT FOUND
A QUARTER BACK
! Joc Sniffer,
Media Report Sports editor
predicts this Saturday, as in
tomorrow, UT will fight hard
and with win Open Date by
at least 3 points. Naturally
the coaching staff will NOT
play this NEW QB because they
are saving him for next season.
Next year the entire UT coaching staff
says they will fully enjoy watching this
talented young man light up
the scoreboard, from their
front row seats at Hooters
in Maryville.


Zeek Ridings had a great two days hosting
THE VOICE on WQBB Radio! Zeek came
back to the office on Friday afternoon, sat down at
his customized desk/work station, turned in his
resignation and starting taking phone calls from
area stations. After plying though the numerous
offers he tore up his resignation and said he
couldn't afford the pay cut.

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and
if you are headed to Fantasy of The Trees
be sure to pick up the hot new Christmas CD
Yuletide Dreams.
It is already on Billboard, Cashbox
and Playboy in the "Bubbling Under The Top 1000" category
and expected to go Aluminum by the end of the week!
All proceeds from the cds sold at the Fantasy Of Trees
go to Childrens Hospital so buy hundreds for the
holiday season!


Our Media Report Meteorologist, Belenda Bigguns is calling for
a very fast drop in the temps over the weekend and a cold
Saturday and Sunday. Fall just might take it in
the shorts if it gets cold and windy.
This was one of
the best leaf season on record with families from as far away
as Canada driving to the National Park to see the leaves and
wreck their Citroens.


This weeks posts
were asking about topics
to be discussed when Zeek
took over The Voice radio show for two days.
As always the posts covered a wide range and
as always they are never edited..Anonymous Anonymous said...


Monday, November 10, 2008 1:14:00 PM EST
Delete
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Obama has been elected the price of gas has come down, black on white crime has stopped and we have fired the UT football coach.

I love this guy!!

Ed....Hold the joy, there
are four long years ahead for
you to wallow in His Obamberness.

Monday, November 10, 2008 5:10:00 PM EST
Delete


HA! HA! I just heard John Becker read about a fire victim being "transported by hospital to Lifestar". They just read off the teleprompter without thinking. Maybe they can't do both at the same time. Woo hoo!

Ed....Come on we all
have a bad day. Heck think of
how hard it must be to read that teleprompter
when it is too far away for you get to get your finger
under the words!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:04:00 PM EST
Delete
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HEARD THAT, we call this guy bucky beaver. How much does he make and WHY?

Ed....Our Local TV News staff thinks you may
have the Becker Boys mixed up. One works
for WBIR and the other is on WATE. Which are
you calling BUCKY?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:53:00 AM EST
Delete
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Larry King still living?

Ed....Larry is still alive
but his career died when he moved to CNN.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:37:00 PM EST
Delete
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monday Anon 1:14,

Somebody really should kick the sheet out of you.

Or maybe, I'll just pat you on your pointy head, measure you for a tinfoil hat, and enlist you as a"double naught spy" in the United States Illuminati.

Somebody's gotta help that poor Art Museum spelunker find that thar' 'splodin' Blue Cow.

Ed....I have turned your post over the Belenda Bigguns to decipher.
She has advanced degrees in Art, Geology and Mixology. She and I will
work long into the evening to try and figure out just what you are talking about?