Moments ago...according to Zeek's new fake
Rolex
The Knoxville News Sentinel
cut their folks PAY!
Zeek is worried about
the last big newspaper
in Knoxville. Their
owners announced that even
with all the political ads
they ran..the company...has
posted a big fat LOSS!
As Zeek says it don't
take much to figure if
you get a gift such as
a presidential campaign
advertising budget and still
lose dollars, things
are going to get
worse before they get better!
As he was telling our fashion
and society editor, Modine Gunch,
Knoxvull still needs a big paper
and if it were to pass away
it would be a shame.
Put away your hankie,
here be some GREAT NEWS!!!
The Dude that road in the front
seat when Air America went down in
flames and then opened another lib talk
radio network has just seen it ALSO
burp and die!
Randi Rodes
(famed GW hater andlib) could be one of those who
will be kept off the air if this boys
network can't get a jump start from
Al-Kida or one of their other
under the table sponsors!
Now if MSNBC will follow their lead
and turn off the lights we will be able
to truly say we have made two giant
steps toward solving the problem of
AIR POLLUTION!
2 comments:
My fellow Identity-Americans:
As your new leader, I want to thank my supporters, for their .. well, support. I hope that the very bad start to my administration won't erode your support. I understand that I made promises I have already broken, made comments that make me look weak to our enemies, supported legislation that will weaken the country, and made some bad appointments to my cabinet choosing people who would otherwise be indicted and prosecuted from crimes. Just ignore all that, as you have ignored all the other reasons to have voted against me.
Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement or employment history, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, my friendship with William Ayres, an admitted domestic terrorist, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow does not disqualify me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualified him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extra marital affair with who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.
And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes was part of the force that propelled me to the White House.
Americans voted for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. I believe voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I believe it gives black folks a feeling of superiority that has been lacking, despite affirmative action, preferential treatment for mortgage loans (which most never intended to pay back), and numerous discriminatory practices that favor blacks in many areas.
It also proves many Americans can overlook (or have no knowledge of) the fact I went to school in Indonesia for 4th grade and visited with some regularity a Mosque with my Father - both to learn about Islam. This may be why I felt obligated to give my first major media interview to a Muslim network, even though the American media served as a free mouthpiece and advertisement for my campaign. This, along with having a member of the Communist Party as my mentor during my teenage years in Hawaii, probably proves that tens of millions never questioned my judgment. It also proves that us black people stick together, irregaurdless of the issues at hand. (Right? Brothers?)
I believe my love for basketball, community service, and willingness to speak at rallies like an old-time Pentecostal preacher above everything but my family endeared me to many voters who may have otherwise been undecided.
I also appreciate the tens of millions who forgave me for mistakenly saying I "...rely on my Muslim faith" during a national interview with a network reporter. While I'm nearly perfect, we all make mistakes.
I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart to my ideas of change. I'm grateful that tens of millions of Americans (some registered voters; some not) bought into my idea of 'change' , even though I never really released any details (that's 54 out of a 100 of you-you other 46 don't count anymore-get over it-go away-I WON). It's that kind of trust I relied upon to get elected as President.
So when you lie down at night to go to sleep, worry not; somehow I will figure out a way to look and sound good, even if I am able to accomplish nothing; even if I bankrupt the country. Because I AM the American Idol, and isn't that really all that matters? Remember, in the end, I can still blame Bush for everything.
Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama
It is just amazing how similar Lincoln and Obama are!
1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration.
Obama used The same Bible..
2. Lincoln came from Illinois.
Obama comes from Illinois .
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature.
Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President.
Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
Inauguration.
Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
Inauguration.
6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.
7. Lincoln was a Republican.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln was highly respected.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln was born in the United States.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln was called Honest Abe.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.
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