NEWS BREAKING LIKE THE WIND!
DECEMBER 20, 4 PM, South Land Books,
Maryville, Tennessee
Yuletide Dreams CONCERT!
Click here for the details and
COME ON OUT!!!
Zeek has been working
on both finding YOU the
beloved MR reader the finest
gift ideas AND chronicling
some over the top outdoor
lighting displays!
Here is a beautiful
represntation of the "reason
for the season" done in lights
that Zeek found up on Nebo at
the Gunch boy's hunting lodge!
Zeek found this wonderful
tree behind his single wide.
Granted it was a "some assembly
required" project, but the time
and most importantly the effort were
well worth the results!
The big question this
CHRISTMAS 2008 is..
What do you buy the person
who now has nothing?
Zeek is on the case!
How about a
Gaseous Santa!
Get in the spirit (and smells) of the holiday season with our jolly Pull My Finger® Santa! The holidays will never be the same. No one can resist Santa when he sticks out his finger. 7" Seated Plush Character that shakes and makes a farting sound with 7 hilarious random remarks.
Not EXACTLY what you
are looking for?? OK
then how about...
Tired of all those boring WHOLE reindeer hanging around your house? This is your lucky day, because now you can get the part of the reindeer you really want...it's farting butt! Not only does this silly butt take up less room than a regular reindeer, when you press the button, it farts to the tune of "Deck the Halls!" Give it to your grandma as a gift, but be sure to also get one for yourself!.
OK, nothing on the list
that catches your eye? You
want more BANG for your buck?
HOW about a gift the entire
family can enjoy?
HOW ABOUT
A
Smith & Wesson Model 500 .50-Cal. Magnum Is The King Of Handguns
Smith & Wesson crowns the new king of handguns with its Model 500 S&W Magnum
ZEEK says if you want a real
ATTENTION GETTER, something that takes
ROAD RAGE to the next level AND
is now legal as can be inside the
GREAT SMOKY MOUNTAIN NAITONAL PARK,
then the new. 50 is just the ticket!
Check out what a "few" of the
proud owners are saying about their new
fun buddy!
"I have had my S&W 500 for a little over 2 years now. I put a nikon scope on it first, and after 5 shots, I shatterd the optics, so I put a Bushnell elite on it and it's a perfect match. To answer a few questions, yes it's a 200 yard man cannon, if you shoot a person with it, it will look like someone threw a car tire thru them, and the recoil is not too bad, you just have to learn how to hold it."
HERE IS A NICE SAFETY TIP!
"Don't put a thumb on the side of 500 Smith and Wesson when shooting it. I lost mine but they saved it. Also, don't rest it next to a tree. The gas pressure will blow the bark off the tree and possibly into your face.Keep both hands and fingers around the grips!"
HEY IT IS ALSO A DATE GUN!
"To anyone afraid to fire an S&W 500: Don't be! My Girlfriend (4' 10", 115lbs) shoots it FINE. Granted i have to stand behind her so she won't tumble back, but she still does fine."
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