NEW YEAR PREDICTIONS!

From Zeek, Modine Gunch,
the Gunch Brothers,
One Eye our fine Maintance Engineer,
Snaps our undercover photog,
and the hundreds of "Little People"
who work long hours
in the bunker to make
up most of the pure garbage
you read on the Media Report we
all wish you a

Happy New Year!

NOW, before things get way out of hand this year here are two real things that will solve the
energy and driving problems.

I love the first one...LADIES AND GERMS
FROM THE FOLKS THAT GAVE YOU THE FIRST
ATOMIC BOMB, WE PRESENT THE SOLUTION
TO POLLUTION, THE POWER OF THE HOUR,
THE DEAL TOO GOOD TO STEAL, ARE YOU READY...
HERE IT IS!

Nuclear power plants smaller than a garden shed and able to power 20,000 homes will be on sale within five years, say scientists at Los Alamos, the US government laboratory which developed the first atomic bomb.

HERE IS NUMBER TWO...WITH JUST A FRACTION
OF THE MONEY YOUR GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO GIVE
TO THE BIG THREE JOKES IN DETROIT

THESE GUYS CAN LOWER THEIR PRICE
AND PUT THESE BABIES IN ALL
OF OUR GARAGES!

Zero to 60 mph in less than 4 seconds with a top speed of 125 mph. But this is not the whole story. Because it has no clutch pedal and a very wide, flat torque curve, the acceleration of the Tesla Roadster is much more available to enjoy: just step on the accelerator and go.





As for the abundance of new and old
horribly crooked
elected officials
(local, state, and national)
Zeek is going back and forth on exposing them
in the MR or just becoming one.

And as for the media, you remember years ago this
was a MEDIA report..
well it will sure be here this time next year
and if we are extremely lucky
it just might transform back
into something we all enjoy.
OK the news will still be a mess, but
there is a glimmer of hope
that Dancing With The Stars,
30 Rock and American Idiot will be
replaced with Andy reruns,
light a candle and keep the faith it just might happen?








As Knoxville's local and some national newspapers
continue to die the death of a thousand
cancellations, ONE from the deep south
still finds enough breath to produce a
rather strong death rattle!

Check out this scribes thoughts on
2008 and what is going to be in 2009.

Zeek was scheduled on the big board
to write his predictions but with
New Years Eve so dang close he thought
this year he would save the Jandarms
the trouble and place himself under
house arrest.

He did send a few photo remembrances of
08 in by his good friend and
rummored to be latest life pardner, Moses Stackmouse

From the famously fat
list, Zeek says
Oprah
will ditch Steadman
and be Obama's elderly Monica!

Dipping further into
the A list of tomorrow,
Zeek says Knox County Mayor
Mike Of The Ragshillsanddales
will make a complete political
turn around, changing not only
his approval rating but also
skyrocketing him into the
office of Governor of Tennessee!
His first step toward Nashville will
be a complete face transplant. First
surgeons will remove one of his two
and then brilliantly change the remaining
face to look exactly like.................
T H I S!

Zeek's personal
undercover photographer
caught this picture of
the soon to be NEW MIKE, after
half of the surgical procedures were
completed,
headed into what the locals
THOUGHT was a closed Baptist
Hospital!

ONE LAST THING....
The famed OLD MAN BAND (The Mountain Folk Reunion)
has managed to post some tunes on U Tube..I know God
Help us ALL! The link is on their blog

Just like most folks today they are looking for
a job so if you fall in love with these elderly
warblers e mail them right here for booking information!