
WKGN STAFF
AROUND 1972 or 1973
Thursday’s top 10 programs in the Knoxville DMA:
1. WBIR/NBC 10 News (6p) 15.0
2. WBIR/NBC Nightly News (630p) 12.6
3. WBIR/NBC Wheel of Fortune (7p) 12.2
4. WBIR/NBC Jeopardy (730p) 10.6
5. WBIR/NBC Live at Five (5p) 8.4 (16 share)
6. WBIR/NBC 10 News Nightbeat (11p) 8.4 (16 share)
7. WBIR/NBC Today Show (7a) 8.3
8. WATE/ABC 6 News (5p) 7.3
9. WVLT/CBS Shark (10p) 7.2
10. WVLT/CBS CSI (9p) 7.0
NEW KIDS IN THE BUNKER!! CHECK THEM OUT!!BREAKING NEWS JUST IN FLASH BREAKING NEWS THIS IS BIG REALLY BIG ANDY!
LEAKED BEFORE DAWN..THE LINE UP FOR THE DEMOCRAT CONVENTION!
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JUST RELEASED:
2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda:
7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home
FLASH...AL SHARPTON HAS SAID HE WILL NOT OPPOSE IMUS's COME BACK!
Thank goodness Don has the blessing of such a fine man of the cloth! MY NEW CAR!
I bought a new 2007 Cadillac and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that
I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was
Voice activated.
"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!", he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia O n My Mind" replaced Willie
Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd
Get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in
Time to avoid them. I yelled, "Assholes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara
Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and the Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar,
Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tamborine, Bill Clinton on
Sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
THE DEATH OF RADIO!
OK, there is life in the body but how healthy is it?
Shelly Palmer| has really put together a great
column called "When Will Radio Die?" and if you
are an old radio dude or dudette you really should
read it. If your car listening has moved from
the AM dial to the FM dial to XM and now to
a docked MP3 (I hate IPODS!) you also might
want to check out Palmer's thoughts. Radio
ain't what it was when Dr. AL had us by the
ears or we were being BOOGIE CHECKED on
I 100. Bless it's heart it is sad to see
it go...or is it really going? Again check it out
and post, it would be great to see your thoughts on
the subject!
FIRST SHE AMBUSHES ANN AND NOW SHE IS AFTER MS HILLARY!
YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHEN SHE WILL LET HER OLD MAN GET INTO THE
FIGHT!
HEY AL..WHAT YA DISHING UP TO EAT AT YOUR KID'S WEDDING?"PISSED OFF PAGANS!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
A 180 foot image of Homer Simpson has been painted into the hillside, next to the famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant - in Dorset. Pagans are not happy with the new addition to the hillside, and plan some 'rain magic' to get it washed away.A GIANT ATTABOY
GOES TO WVLT FOR BECOMING THE OFFICIAL
TELEVISIION FLAGSHIP STATION OF THE
UT VOLS!A few years back WIVK (the radio flagship
station of the VOLS) dropped their
good buddy partnership with WBIR and
moved over to WVLT. NOW that Channel 8 has
become the TV Flagship station they will
be getting all the UT sports shows that
were on WBIR last year!
For years Channel 8 has been airing
the majority of the UT football and basketball
games and now with the move into
"Flagship" status fans won't have to
click over to Channel 10 to get the
rest of the VOL programming.
This week the big local question is
IF
ABC news is so goodwhy can't WATE get some
viewers for THEIR news
off of those getting
ready to catch Charlie
at 6:30?
Do you still slog out in the rain to get the newspaper?
Do you still yell at the editorial pages when
YOUR opinion is not theirs?
Do you still feel bad when you get that
note from your carrier about their
CHRISTMAS GIFT, knowing full well
you are just going to toss it?
Well GUESS WHAT..your KIDS are
not going to have ANY OF THE ABOVE
PROBLEMS, CAUSE THEY DON' READ
THE THING!
Ex-CBS Producer: Katie Looks Like She's Been Drugged, Kidnapped, Making Hostage Tape