FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!I M U S may be coming back
and it could be with the company that
OWNS WIVK! Whata think kids...
toss ANDY AND AL UNDER THE BUS
and BRING IN DON?
POST AND LET US KNOW!!!!




THE WEEKEND IS SO CLOSE WE CAN SMELL IT!
IF YOU WANTA HAVE SOME FUN SUNDAY NIGHT
CLICK HERE!

Anyone REALLY believe
the results of the big
trial will CLEAN UP
Knox County politics?
Upside is we won't have
to watch local news
kids try to slosh through
the boring facts or
lack there of and we can
get back to enjoying
Walter cook those
five ingredients
dishes!


We are so DRY! Maryville
and Alcoa are banning all sorts of
water usage to try and
cover what they can pump out
of Little River. It is SO
DRY that
my Lantana bush
is leaving thank you notes to the
dawgs after they hike their
legs in the morning!

Got this one early...feel
free to pass it on!



Ed is in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was very angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from zero to 200
in less then 12 seconds...AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"
The next morning,
Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe,
ran out to the driveway and brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him!



The new DEMOCRAT congress is doing a great
job NOT doing their job.
Focusing on Talk Radio rather than
the promises they made to their voters
they have bogged down in a silly fight
that could expand into the
question of custody of Britney’s babies
and if Barbra Walters really
talks like that or fakes it
to keep Rich Little in a job? Their
Latest insanity can be followed by clicking here!



Remember our LOVE
of the FCC? Me either
but anyway..this fine
government agency is
being accused of doing little
to nothing. SHOCK OF SHOCKS!
The AP is now saying " According to the
Government Accountability office
the agency (FCC) tips off some people with business
before the commission in advance
about what items are coming up for a vote,
usually before the public is notified."
Check it out!






ONE OF KNOXVILLE'S FAVORITE
FORMER ANCHOR/REPORTERS
CONTINUES HER FIGHT
AGAINST CANCER.


RUMOR...RUMOR...LIE...FACT...BUT
WITHOUT A DOUBT A RUMOR!

The MOLE at WATE told staff
a few weeks back that FOX
was going to drop 6 and start
doing their OWN news at 10!

Reasons were varied but one
was they didn't care for
WATE trying to get THEIR
viewers to go over to
WATE at 11!
OK, we didn't put much STOCK
in the whisper until ANOTHER
left handed report came in over
the cyber transom. Reports are
FOX (locally) is doing construction
on their digs and hiring a NEWS CREW
to do their own 10 news! True?
Who knows...stay tuned!

TIS DA WEEKEND

VOLS WIN OPEN DATE!!

JUST GOT THIS ONE
AND IT IS A GOODERN!!!!

"A Texan is walking through a field,
sees a man drinking water from
a stock tank with one of his hands.

The Texan shouts to the man
'Hey don't drink that water,
It has cow shit in it!!!!!!!!!!!

The man shouts back
'Soy Mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés.
Hábleme Español.'.
(I'm Mexican, I don't speak English.
Speak Spanish to me)

The Texan shouts back,
'Utilice ambas manos,
usted conseguirá más para
beber.'
(Use both hands, you'll get more to drink)

ATTENTION old (seasoned)
RADIO KIDS! Some fine
folk have put together
a blog that looks back
at the twisted history of
KNOXVILLE RADIO! I
would LOVE to have you
check it out. Uh what?
Well heck yes I am MENTIONED
IN IT?



LOTS of mud being tossed
between FOX and CNN these
days. The most watched
Cable News Network in this
or any other country (FOX) is
upset after CNN used a
blog as their fact hole in
called Bill O a racists.
Lord help if you believe
ANY of the media today...especially
the national network news tribes..just
about ANYONE who does not follow their
path is a racists.

Granted, most of them
have the credibility of
a far left community tabloid but
STILL some folks actually
believe them! If you missed
the dust up here is the history
AND the latest.




WHO IS THE HIGHEST PAID MEDIA DUDE OR DUDDETTE?
Hint in news it is the one who does the
worst job...no REALLY check it out!




OK OK OK!!! The reason we have NOT posted
is up until last night this week has been a mega media BORE!


THEN bang here comes the Arbitron Trends followed
right behind by an insidious story concerning
one of the most useless of government agencies..the
good old FCC!

Looking at our local radio stations
after the second trend of the summer
makes me wanta write a song! Nope, too
hard...I will just steal one and jack with it!
How about rather than "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE"
we change it to "WHERE HAVE ALL THE RADIO LISTENERS GONE"

This second trend of the summer shows the trap
door falling open at WIVK and the FROG
wide-eyed as it looks into the abyss!
The highest rated country station in
all the kingdom is now in the teens
12+! Oh yea kids, and even with all the
hate talk about UT football their
sports talk station is seeing cracks in their
line! As for their NEW "oldies"
attempt on the old WOKI..well don't ask!

It isn't JUST the WIVK Juggernaut that
is bleeding....check out the numbers all
the way down the list and you will see
LISTENERS are taking a powder! Account
Weasels will tell you it is just a
"summer" thing but don't drink their
Kool Aid. It is a combo of children downloading
and creating their OWN music radio stations
on those T tiny little things at the end of
the strings coming out of their ears..
A N D the growth of OUTER SPACE RADIO!


Here is where the black dog of the
government comes into play. First
never forget the FCC is not there to
help YOU ..its only function is
to CONTROL one of the freedoms our kin
fought the British for a few centuries back.

That said as satellite radio grows the
FCC shrinks and man if there is one thing in
this world a government agency hates is to
shrink! Ya think they will just shut down and
let us control what we hear by NATURAL SELECTION?
Not a chance brothers and sisters and the
proof slammed me between the eyes
when I read..

" FCC Chairman Kevin Martin
said this morning that his agency
is considering forfeitures against
XM Satellite Radio and Sirius Satellite
Radio for a series of rule violations
tied to receiver standards and power
levels for terrestrial repeaters."

YEP they are reaching their claws
into something that is growing daily in
popularity and gives the listener an
abundance of choice as to what
bounces out of their car and home speakers!
Remember IF terrestrial radio keeps
exploding it will wither the tree the
FCC loves to prune and cultivate.



Katie's news on CBS sucks
like a super charged HOOVER
and she knows it! The upside
is she continues to dig
her own grave with her far left
mouth and at the same
time she is squaring off against
none other than Dan Rather!
If those two come to blows
we ALL WIN no matter who remains
standing!


The Washington Post says
that congress is actually
buying into Al Gore's
carbon footprint horror
story! One member wants
to charge you another .50
for a gallon of gas and
keep you from building
your dream home, because
of Al! Scary kids very scary!


Locally the steam is
draining from the story
about the big paper lawing
Knox County Government
King and Queen Pins.
Watching the fine coverage
on our local TV news
outlets leaves our staff
saying both sides kinda
smell like the back
side of the compost heap.
As with all stories
your comments are so welcome
so jump on in!

Don't forget to vote early
and often in the poll!

WEDNESDAY ALREADY!

As you can tell one of my
favorite spots on the
web for news is Drudge.
Looks like they caught
some flack this morning and
more than a few folks have
stood with them in their
fight to bring you news
with a smile! If
you like to read the thoughts
of the FAR FAR left and
comment on them here is
the place to do it!





STAFF RETURNS FROM THE FLORIDA GAME!

When asked why it took them SO LONG
to drive home they said along the way
they kept seeing these signs that said
FREE PICNIC TABLES ONE MILE. According
to the guys the tables were made out
of concrete and it took hours to
break the seats away from them
so they could pack it all on the
roof of the Ford.


For some odd reason a local sports blog
has been dead into Kenny Chesney and it all
has to do with the Florida Game!

Best question after the game
came from one of the
kids on the Sports Animal
when they wondered out
loud how a team (UT) could play
a soon to be National Champion (FL)
to within ONE POINT and then
one year later let that team beat them
by over 30? Your thoughts are
so welcome on this one!


A former piano player
in one of New Yorks first gay
bathhouses is afraid to go on The View!





This morning the TODAY SHOW said a
student assaulted by police for
asking former Presidential Candidate
John Kerry questions in an open
forum may have just been trying to
get attention. Not only did the
kid get attention he also got
fifty thousand VOLTS. QUESTION if
the same student had been assaulted
while asking a REPUBLICAN politician
questions would the TODAY SHOW have
taken the same stance?

SORRY WE ARE LATE!

Early Saturday morning right after catching the late show at
the Mary Knox on Old Maryville Highway the staff piled in their
SUVs and headed south to Florida for the UT game. Working with
a skeleton crew we just now managed to toss something together!





Print is media right? Then I have to ask do any of you
actually care about the lawing of the county government by the
big paper? We have a poll up and if you wanta vote AND post
fire at will!


Question...are you now using WVLT for
your University of Tennessee football
station? This is their first
year out as the "OFFICIAL"
flagship station of the Vols and
we (the few of us NOT in Florida)
were wondering if you have moved over
to them from WBIR to catch the Large
Orange?


Rumor floated in that
Abby Honey Baked had left the
building at 10. Relax, it
was just a floater and had
zero stickability. I like
the lady on the air, but some of
you have mixed feelings? If she
did leave would you jump ship
and watch WATE OR WVLT in the morning?
I know ANOTHER QUESTION! Whata think?


Last week Katie continued to
ride the down elevator in the
ratings war at CBS. Her trip
to the sandbox pulled no new numbers
and when the story broke about
Hillary Clinton taking over 800K
in funny money for her campaign
Katie spent more time talking about
the death of a bird than the
sleazy contribution. Ya think
the "Rather" network will
bounce her over to 60 Minutes or
will they hang with her like they
did Dan cause they LOVE her agenda?
Again, hit the comment box..inquiring
minds wanta know!

This is Florida Week and from the
show of car flags and "special reports" on
radio and TV it looks like folks
could give a rodents behind. Is it
the Calf mess or the first half scare from
that trade school in Mississippi that has us
so down about da Orange? Will a WIN
Saturday cure the problem..or if we take it
in the shorts will there be Three Men and a
Truck at Phil's house Sunday Morning?

OK that is about all we can do
considering the media complex looks like
the aftermath of a raid at Hazel Davidson's
house

Have a great weekend...go VOLS
and be sure to comment and VOTE!

BUT FIRST A WORD FROM OUR .......




Monday, September 3, 2007 1:23:00 PM EST




HAPPY V O L FIRST HOME GAME WEEKEND!!!!!!...


KIDS! WBIR is reporting that
the excitement, pageantry, debauchery,
and general Saturday afternoon party of
the first home game at UT is being
HIGH JACKED by ..... GET READY...
the ENVIRONMENTAL MOVEMENT!

"The kickoff to the "Make Orange Green Week"
will begin on Saturday in Circle Park
with a picnic hosted by
the Parents Association.
About 3,200 people are expected
to attend the tailgating event.

BEING A GIANT BELIEVER IN
LITTERING..CUTTING AND BURNING TREES
AND DRIVING REALLY OLD GIANT
CARS..THIS SCARES ME TO
DEATH!

Thank goodness there is an
island of reason in the
"GREEN" madness. Right now
PLEASE hit this link and
let PENN AND TELLER give you
the REAL truth on the so called
"ENVIRONMENTAL" movement!

COMMENT SECTION HAS A QUESTION ABOUT
ONE OF OUR FAV. REPORTERS AND
HIS EARS? You have an answer..
PLEASE POST BACK!


NBC's besieged child-perv show "To Catch a Predator"
is fighting back against charges
it is responsible for the
suicide of a Texas prosecutor.



PS
The Old Man Band will be playing this
month @ Catono's (Tellico Village)
9/21/07 7:00pm - 10:00pm

Next month we will be back there
twice and also downtown for the
Fall Festival in Maryville on the
13th. Look for us on the
outdoor stage next door to
Roys Records at 3:30
and then down at Brackins
around 5.