The staff is still napping after their
Thanksgiving Feast of boiled Spotted Owl,
Snail Darter Tar Tar and large slices of Baboon
(Endangered of course) pie.
The good news is
cub reporter Julia Butterfly Hill
came up with a brilliant idea of raising
the “print” rock and checking
out what those wild and crazy kids
were doing over this
long Thanksgiving/Shopping
Holiday!
Julia reports the good ole far left wanta be
called the Metro Pulse
ran a letter to the editor
that caused even her green heart to jump up and cry,
“Uh..say WHAT?”
The red meat of the letter
was all about how Turkey Creek Shopping Haven
has ruined the largest
wet land this side of Coonassville, Louisiana!
The point the letter writer was
trying to make was instantly harpooned
by said writer when he admitted
he really didn’t care about
much of anything other than downtown Knoxville.
Excuse me? The last time I checked
Map Quest the creek of the turkeys is so far west
you can dang near smell Bowater on a clear day.
Mr. Greenie then made sure his
argument was deader than
a Harp Seal pup’s cracked cranium when
he signed off with
a Sevier County Address!
Still Julia or as we call her Butterfly,
felt the issue of Shopping Center verses Wet Land
was something that needed to be explored further.
Simply put a Wetland is a SWAMP!
Bad things live in SWAMPS.
A Shopping Center is dry and turns bad things
into good things!
Case closed.
All Saints Be Praised Turkey Creek is a good thing!
The greatest story of the week featured
one Clifford E. Clark III
who allegedly told the local
law when pulled over
with a thirty aught six
in the
floor of his van…
"He stated he didn't want
to say what he was
doing because he didn't
want to get into trouble,"
Reportedly Clifford was the star suspect
in the murder of one of those
insidious traffic camera things
that Knoxville has hung all over town
to bolster the “widows and orphans fund”
and nail color blind drivers!
Reports were someone had touched off
a boat load of rounds from a nice size gun..
three of which
drew blood thus
wounding the defenseless camera.
Because our legal team of Dewy Cheatum and Howl
believes the case will be tied up
in court for years we thought
we would just drop the question of
Mr. Clark’s guilt or innocence
and talk about how to shoot out
one of those cameras and NOT be caught!
First if you just have to use a large caliber deer rifle
leave the aught six in the wife’s truck
and borrow this from your step kid’s Uncle Snake!
With this bad boy
you can sit across the county line
and knock those things off
their polls all night long.
Truth is if you want to avoid
riding in the back of the car with the chicken wire
you really need to go old school.
Ask your Grand Pappy about the nights
he used to take out those street lights
before they were housed in that thick glass.
He will turn you on to an arms supplier
that has killed millions of cats, squirrels, birds,
pond gold fish, rats, mice, and snakes
while being made famous by selling
the weapon that almost shot Ralphie Parker’s eye out!
Quiet, accurate and made for those one eyed revenue generators these puppies will get the job done and have you home in the rumpus room long before Barney and the boys arrive at the scene!
Be careful out there and happy hunting!
9 comments:
walker, lay off the moonshine. if its a slow news day, just admit it. dont waste our time with that bs you just posted. after all, this is the media report, not the crapola news.
and when r u gonna give up the info on wfiv? maybe u r washed up after all.
Walker..
this is the BEST post your staff has ever produced!
Please tell Butttterfly to keep up the good work..See what happens when you come down out of the trees and find a great job!
As for the Metro Pulse, they are now nothing more than a shadow of the sentinel and an outlet for the left coast thinkers that run that rag!
Who is the person asking about WFIV? Better yet what is WFIV?
Sorry but radio died for me the day XM showed up in my new car.
We still talk about CP and Walker and the coach. That was radio worth turning on.
Again, keep it up and add more like this it was both fun and refreshing to read after seeing what the sentinel had to offer this morning.
I had no idea someone tried to shoot out a camera? Good for them. I am going to get him a gift certificate to Cold Creek so he can work on his aim!
You should start a new blog just like this one. At times talk of radio and
local television gets old.
This was a fun read!
The station the guy keeps asking about is owned by doug horn and the few people still working there are saying he is firing everyone at Christmas.
All of his stations are on the block but the price is to
high.
media report...media report...where ole where is my media report...I kissed the toad all over and a all I got was warts!!...please continue the media report..I'll start it off....
running your mouth off about the
number 1 station in the market..and slamming their talent..
having your rant heard by a your boss as he's driving thru town that
fateful morning...
getting suspended..and damn near losing your job....PRICELESS!!!
And since Kojack is back on the air,not one word about the other station...not one word..think his butt is still sore from the shoes of his bosses going far up the outer regions!!!
All right kids...lets kick it up a notch...carry on!!!!!!!
Kelli parker leaves the WVLT anchor desk at 6 and 11p.
Barbie-doll girl Abby (big ole)Hams leaves and every damn body goes crazy. Kelli Parker was much more talented, had more credibility as a journalist, and not one peep about her out of any of you. Believe it or not, I am a WBIR fan, not so much a Channel 8 fan, but gee, can't we give Ms. Kelli a shout out?
By the way - what the hell is Horne Radio? What a waste of air space!!!!! That liberal ass needs to sell all those radio assets back to the communities in which they are from. At least the station in Oak Ridge could probably survive on its own and make money. And anybody allowing that car guy Harry Douglas (Lane) on more than five days a week needs to be taken out and shot. 105.3 is a train wreck and has not been worth a lick damn since Horne bought it. Bring back the OLD West 105-3 days.
By the way- "WFIV" call letters meaning- Farragut's Independent Voice" (blatant rip-off of WIVK's legendary calls- Independent Voice of Knoxville)
First of all, from the Channel 8 newsdesk, more of Stacey and Allison!
Walker, I have read on here in the past the ratings for Knoxville, but they always only have the commercial stations. Is there any way to find out how the non-coms are doing compared to the for-profit stations? There are at least four non-comms that I think are doing well, but I'd like to have a more definite idea. Can you help?
BORED? Not at all, this stuff is funny.
My family watches 10 so we don't know who anyone is on the other stations. If you want to report on someone then talk about Beth or the ladies on
the show just before hers. People know who these people are.
Typical BIR arrogance.
In any other market, where NEWS matters, your fluffy bunnies and "Everything's Peachy In White West Knoxville" approach MIGHT be good enough for 3rd place.
Take Robin and Todd out of the mix,
and 10 IS A JOKE!
Too many folks 'round here like to
be bottle-fed pablum; nothing to upset their sheltered view beyond their subdivision, and out the front window of their Escalades.
PROOF of that, is that an empty haircut like Becker is considered successful.
Channel 10 is #1 through intertia, thanks to 6 & 8 mumbling, fumbling and stumbling.
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