Jan 5, 2009
09 is already fun
Zeek is out of jail, Jimmy is going
to be the new Governor of the great
state of Tennessee and Heaven help us all
NBC is trying to ban ANN COULTER for life!
Over the glorious Christmas Season, just
a few days before Santa arrived TVA
made a real ash out of its self. Get it
ASH? Ok, never mind.
Anyway the lame duck democrat Governor
did nothing to help those "Sludged" when
the dam broke and now Zeek says TVA
is calling in a major ash expert to
clean the mess up. Yep here he comes,
just flew in from Warsaw and boy are my arms tired,
your friend and mine, the man who put the E in ash,
bucket ready and mind spinning...mr clean up himself....
former Lord Mayor VICTOR ASHE!
This man of action hit the ground running
and risking death and a sever head cold,
took up a stick, walked into the highly
toxic mess and parted the sludge! as the Hosannas rang from the
heavens and the lawyers raced across the parted
muck to get to their new clients creatures of the forrest
and assorted farm animals bowed their heads and gave
great thanks for the return of The Victor!
Just yesterday morning former
number one network TV morning show
NBC TODAY SHOW, took a
mighty dump on Ann Coulter.
After receiving the largest advance
ever given a conservative author for her
Guilty: Liberal ‘Victims’ and Their Assault on America
the TODAY SHOW begged Ms Coulter to guest.
At the very last minute they not only cut her double
appearnece, one before 7 and one between 10 and 11, they
announced she was going to be banned for LIFE from
the fading morning show.
Hey, things like this are just too
hard to make up! Check it out right here
Posted by walker at Monday, January 05, 2009