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NBC NETWORK NEWS FLUSHED!
ACADEMY AWARD MESS
ANNA AND COUNCIL
LOST LOCAL NEWS DEPARTMENTS
PAPER OF RECORD
FOOLISH FOLLIES
NO EASTER, THEY FOUND THE BODY!
ANOTHER MEGA EXAMPLE OF GLOBAL WARMING!
Sunday’s Top 5 programs in the Knoxville DMA:
WATE/ABC Academy Awards (830p) 15.1 (average to 1215p)
WTNZ/FOX NASCAR (330p) 14.0 (average to 745p)
WATE/ABC RD-Oscar (8p) 12.3
WBIR/NBC 10 News (6p) 10.6
WBIR/NBC Sunday Today (8a) 10.0
The difference in this years Academy Awards and a fifty
gallon bucket of horse droppings is THE BUCKET!
No kidding, we started early this afternoon with the E channel (everyone voted against Joan Rivers and her child on TV Guide) and hung in until 10:00 EST. Bless your hearts if you continued with this boring insider driven concrete filled balloon, you are better than we are!
Remember the days when they said “Earlier the Academy gave the award to the best teaser of nose hairs to Skullman Smoot for his work in Late Last Night The Fog Felt Like Dripping Snot? Not tonight kids, every T tiny category was given the full treatment eating time and more importantly quarter hour ratings. It was like watching The Price Is Right without the big breasted contestants running down the aisle and Bob Barker off the Prozac. So at 10:05 PM I have no idea what the best pictures was, who won best actor, or if ALGORE came back to mug yet a second time to his Hollywierd minions and the truth is I just don’t care! E mail or post your thought if you fought the good fight and managed to stay up. I really did feel sorry for Peter O’Tool even after all his face lifts his eyes were still drooping.
Locally who thinks the media coverage of the Knox County Commission abortion has major similarities to the Anna Nicole story? Both involve characters who would not know the truth if it flew out their shorts and poo pooed on their flip flops, and both stories are harder to turn away from than a train hitting a midget Corvette filled with Rotarians crashing the Mummer's Parade.
This weekend it really looked like the paper of record (yea that one) had sided up with Rags although they didn’t have the hanger downs to admit that their boss… NOT the paper is the one lawing the county. Anyone find it kinda cool to see the county bow their back and threaten to pull their advertising? Let’s face it, when you are driven NOT by ethics but by dollars, such a threat can make you forget what your Grandfather said about “never assume it is only a fart unless you are willing to personally scrub the brown lines out of your skivvies.” I don’t have a clue if the county can pull all those legal notices they file out of the paper or not, but if they could I bet The Journal would flat give them a much better rate!
As Anna starts to rot and stink, so goes the world of the coverage of Knox County politics. Also just like Anna, nothing is what it seems. If that baby was not worth millions do you think all of those gutter snipes would be popping up to declare “Daddyship” of the thing? Same here in River City, why would people with pasts as jaded as the Guess Your Weight dude at the fair be willing to let the media shine its light on them? Simple, follow the money! Lots to be made if that kid is really the fruit of your loins and even more to be made if you are about a third crooked and a newly appointed member of Knox County Government. The big question is where are our electronic and print journalist during this low water make of integrity? I kinda thought I would give Gene Patterson one more chance this morning but then I noticed it was noon and I still had not read the Maryville Daily Times, I fired up some new age channel on XM and rocked back to see if any of my classmates had assumed room temperature. After marking out the noon hour for Gene last week and taking a sucker kick between the legs, I felt my time this week would be better served by perusing the Times.
Anyway, that is the rant for the weekend, thanks for all the comments last week and I will continue posting ratings as they come it. Do you think it really is FOX exposing NBC’s left wing agenda that is causing the Peacock to drop like Chubby Checker through a skylight, or is it just the fact that ABC is giving us more news and less paid experts? Discuss and post.
Also check out my other blog for info on the Foolish Follies, an annual party in Maryville that raises money for children by presenting ugly men in drag and singing groups called Buford’s Atomic Outhouse. Party on Wayne!
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I will be sooooo happy when GM quits running those damned Presidents Day tv spots for each of their different makes! Totally sick of them!
Also, the Rock Em Sock Em robot spots for Dodge Trucks are getting on my nerves. Now it's time for Ford to chirp back in with even more annoying commercials than they ran last year!
And the church said
A MEN!
The Fundamental Difference
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week". The florist is pleased
and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot take money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves
the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the left and right.
Al Gore won an Academy Award last night.
Reported this morning on NewsTalk 1240 KLIK.....Al Gore's Academy Award is now in question. Apparently due to some Academy voting irregularity, there will have to be a recount and possibly a court challenge.
At this time, it is believed that the Academy Award may end up in the hands of a Mr. George W. Bush of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC.
Jay, the reporting staff of Walker Johnson Productions is on this like white on a Methodist. The re-count is not going well due to CHP road blocks keeping those Academy members who want to vote FOR Gore away from the polling places.
Tonight CNN will go wall to wall on the story and only break in if the rotting pictures taken my Anna's mother hit U Tuber.
I can assure all blog readers we have staff on the bus for the west coast and the second they arrive at ground zero and find a pay phone they will be calling in the latest on this obvious right wing attempt to blacken both the good name of GORE and his fine movie!
Turn Earl on and Jack off!
Turn Earl on and Jack off!"
Cute but after trying both, EARL is too country. Jack is kinda 80s dance and then it finds some very good old classic rock just after dark.
Clicked on the blog that hates white republicans and found a real fun place to visit.
You were not kidding, I signed up and was thrown out after two days of posting. I really think the 9 or 10 who post over there are scared to show their faces or talk real issues, but it gives me a nice laugh in the mornings so I will continue to drop in.
Rich White Republican
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