IT IS TRUE

THREE weeks ago the rumor about WBIR
dumping STYLE and letting the former MS
TENNESSEE spend more time with the family
was all over the streets.

Reports are Moria is not mad and
has taken up the Chinese art of
hedge styling. She left a beautiful
example of her work next to the station

ZEEK RIDINGS had it in the to do
list but to tell the truth he is
much more of a WATE man so he
didn't get it in print.

Also the rumor about LIVE AT FIVE
being thrown under the same bus
is not true. NOW the plan (according
to the BIR MOLE) is to just move LIVE
up to 4 so those in the Nursing Homes
can see it before dinner!


Management at the MEDIA REPORT
denies all rumors about a
staff reduction and even encourages
those who are either to be fired or just
canned to apply. Modine in
HR does require a face to face
but it won't take long and IF you
bring a good slice of gossip
with you then you can be assure of
employment.

According to the big three TV
networks Obama has ended the war,
cured cancer, turned water into
Boons Farm and genitally
birthed a large group of
cats that eat plastic and
piss high test gasoline. For more
on his accomplishments tune to any
network news cast or NBC owned cable
outlet.