RETRACTION OR NOT

Staff is still cowering in the
staff lounge after the story about
Knoxville's longest running female
anchor
doing the infamous VOICE
radio show.

All weekend Assistant Tabloid
Publisher and Editor, the award
winning ZEEK RIDINGS was on the
phone trying to get a conformation
on the breaking story. After twenty
hours of continuous calling followed
by nine more of calling and then giggling and hanging up
when he got someone, Mr Ridings still
has not come up with a definitive answer.
Although he openly admits he has been sitting
down on the job
he also says he will continue his
investigation until he gets a yes or no.


The young man who would be king is
in the sandbox trying to solve several wars,
shooting basketball and begging to speak in Germany
at the East side of the Berlin wall. When he was told
no he announced he would move the speech to
Golgotha hill. He was last seen walking across the Rhine

next to a boat of sleeping men right into the heart of
a major storm.


The OLD MAN BAND
had fun Saturday and will
be back for two concerts on August.
If you have yet to see these
elder statesmen of song you really need
to come out! Full details and
photos from Saturdays party are
on their blog.