EDWARDS HAS HIS LOVE PUPPY IN A RINGER!
IT BE FRIDAY!! YEA..AND
we have a fun HOT ONE!
Just when you thought the
king of Knox County was the only
politician fanning the sheets
with a soiled dove, HERE COMES
A FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CONTENDER
to put the Rag man back in the
minor leagues.
SEN. JOHN EDWARDS CAUGHT WITH MISTRESS AND LOVE CHILD!
IS THIS COOL OR WHAT!
Remember him trying to
ride his sick wife's illness
into the nomination? Well LORD HELP US
ALL IT LOOKS LIKE THE BOY WAS NAILING
SOME ON THE SIDE
AT THE SAME DANG TIME!It gets better, this afternoon
the reporters that caught him
with his hair combed and his shorts down
are lawing the upper end NO TELL MOTEL
because they prevented them from really
getting those extra GOOD PICTURES we all
love of crooked DEMOCRATS who have just been
caught with their Love Buddy in the
wrong Cookie Jar!
JOHN EDWARDS AFFAIR: CRIMINAL COMPLAINT FILED!
NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporters Alan Butterfield and Alexander Hitchen filed a criminal complaint with the Beverly Hills Police Department on Thursday, July 24, charging that hotel security acted unlawfully while the reporters were trying to question the former senator
Does this stuff just MAKE YOUR FRIDAY OR WHAT!
Cyber mail bag was kinda heavy
today because one post was a
long long CUT and paste. It will be the
last but it is kinda fun.
As always PLEASE send us your thoughts
and we will answer or comment without
editing a thing from yours!
MORE than a few
suggested NEW NAMES
for LIVE AT FIVE when it moves
to 4 in September
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about
Four with one WHORE?
Sorry but it is hard to find a word
to go with Four.
Ed....Please use a full block of
IVORY and keep it between your teeth until
The Fox Report is over.
Thursday, July 24, 2008 12:04:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
I love the Obama pictures
and so agree that he is nothing to vote for.
I bet WBIR is going under, i
t costs to do that many live
shows and they had to pay
moria a bunch of money to get
her to come back this time.
I hate to see it because
WBIR used to be THE station.
We are just about all on
WVLT because their people
look better and it will be
UT football time VERY soon!
Ed....Hard to see WBIR
going under but in this toxic (a word we are
falling in love with here at MR) media world
anything can happen.
Thursday, July 24, 2008 3:47:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Arse-hole said...
Quote --
"We are just about
all on WVLT because their
people look better and it will be UT football time VERY soon!"
Bet that posting came from within the CH-8-oh-shit-we-paid-too-much-for-this-Vol-Network-contract bunker.
By the way, nice photo featuring
"The Brain Center of MR." Since when did you
set up shop at Horne Radio?
Ed....Often cross town rivals do use
this highly respected and widely read
report to take shots at each other. I
have NO idea where the post you are referencing
came from and I don't care.
As for Horne Radio, last we heard they
lost their main man at 105 and are
going all Armenian.
Thursday, July 24, 2008 5:06:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
The perfect name for
the former Live At Five
show should be "Bored At Four".
How much stuff will get
repeated 5-6pm that first aired 4-5pm?
Look for 10 to eventually
run two Beverly Hillbillies
shows back to back starting at 4pm! LOL
Ed.....Staff is very fond of the
Beverly Hillbillies BUT that monkey in
the cement pond is starting to wear
on them. We are hoping they go with
Spin and Marty or the old black and white
Waltons when and if they ditch all their
pre news live shows.
Thursday, July 24, 2008 8:55:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
W.B.I.R.
We're Braking In Reverse
Ed....Now that is a heck of a good
whatever it is. We will use it as soon
as we are sure you are not reading us!
Thursday, July 24, 2008 8:57:00 PM EST
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Blogger Stushie said...
WBIR has just made a lot of
staff changes and is
down-sizing at an incredible rate.
The network must be going
down the wazoo and is making
all the local affiliates become clones.
Ed....Although we here at the MR
think NBC news is just a sad shell
the viewership for the TODAY SHOW is still high
and NBC Nightly is hanging on to the
number one ranking, beating out ABC.
Being more of an HBO and Pay Per View
Playboy type staff we can't tell you
how the rest of the networks are doing.
Thursday, July 24, 2008 11:23:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Names are hard for
that show because it is
all built around the cute man named Glitter.
Lets see,
if it is going to be on at
4 and they still insist on
keeping the "time" in the title
I would have to say More at Four?
Hate it
OK how about
Not a Bore at Four?
Oh my this is just HARD!
I will ask the girls at I.C. King
what they think and get back to you.
Ed....The man in question was one of
those shadow figures that everyone talked about
but never saw. Most descriptions of him
started with "You won't believe this SH**" and
concluded with worse! ZEEK RIDINGS
sat before the Zenith for days until he
actually saw the man. ZEEK said he
had to have two Winstons after the show
and a case of Country Club Malt to get
over the experience.
Friday, July 25, 2008 7:34:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
At our house we don't
have a TV on until 7 when we get home.
What is Style?
Ed....It is a show devoted to
women, young well dressed men who do
hair and design clothes and those
who are home, out of work and too
drunk to find the remote.
Friday, July 25, 2008 7:35:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
I hear Glitter's likeness
is on the three-dollar bill.
Ed....I thought that was originally
the two dollar bill? BUT now that there
is a two dollar bill it could be either the
three or the 4?
Friday, July 25, 2008 11:03:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jewelry Television cancels new headquarters
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2008/jul/25/jewelry-television-cancels-new-headquarters/
FYI
Ed.... This is part of their
new plan and according to the
powers in Knoxville City Government
the company is still very strong.
When gas and food become affordable
again the sale of radiated stones
will rise.
Ed..............
THE FOLLOWING WAS IN A EUROPEAN PAPER AND IT
IS A PARODY ON THE OBAMA VISIT.
Friday, July 25, 2008 11:14:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
OK, this obviously is a copy and paste, but read it. It's brilliant!
He ventured forth to bring light to the world. The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers.
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organization with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.
And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world.
He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the Taliban had harbored the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.
And the Child spake and the tribes of NATO immediately loosened the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.
From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.
And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armor that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.
And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.
From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ---. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.
In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.
As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.
And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.
The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.
And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.
Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.
And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.
Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.
But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.
And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.
Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.
On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.
And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”
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