Oct 27, 2008

TN CAN NOT BUY ABREAK

BREAKING NEWS!! FOLKS IF
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A REASON
TO VOTE FOR JOHN AND SARAH HERE IT
IS! NO KIDDING READ THIS
PILE OF STEAMING HORSE DROPPINGS
AND THEN GET OUT AND VOTE FOR
JOHN AND SARAH!!!


OH AND GUESS WHAT
BOTH SIDES HATE MSNBC
LOL WHAT A SHOCK!


NO not the Vols...the STATE!

First this little nut job
at UT hacks into a computer
and tries to help his daddy (democrat)
smear Sarah (OK this part is just
rumor but it is fun to repeat) by
putting really noting on the net.

THEN here comes this wide eyed
Bucket of Stupid working for
John who claims she was cold cocked
and given some crude body art by a
OldBaregback supporter. Naturally she
was pulling the entire story out of her
ample beHIND and true to the statement
WE CAN'T CATCH A BREAK she was arrested in
a TENNESSEE T SHIRT!

Think that is the end of it?
Think again SUNSHINE...here comes the
SkinHeads with their plot to murder
a bunch of children and finish with
GUESS WHICH CANDIDATE.
Do we have
to tell you which state they are FROM?
All of this could have been avoided
if you HILLARY LOVERS had just
held out and made her your candidate!
All she would have had to worry about
might be some collateral damage if her
old man were to receive some incoming from
an enraged Husband.

All kidding aside and this is NOTHING
to kid about, we have a great state
but we do have more than a few mushrooms
posing as citizens and when they sprout you
can smell them around the world!

With all this
bad news...a bright
spot blinked up from
the porcelain throne
concerning the death of
the nations newspapers!


Those who think they know say the reason
people are no longer sending that check
into the paper to have it tossed on
their roof or thrown in the puddle by
their KNS BLUE BOX is
the fact that readers can find
the paper free on line.

Ya think? Or could the
reason be Joe The Reader
is doing some fact checking
against what used to be the
bastion of truth and finding
most papers are simple agenda
driven advertising platforms.
Either way they are headed in
the same direction as LOCAL
RADIO and TV NETWORK NEWS and
if it really is because their
audience is catching on to
what they are up to then can it
not be a "good" thing?


IN SPORTS

ACE SPORTS REPORTER... JOCK SNIFFER
FILES THE FOLLOWING EXCLUSIVE REPORT
ON THE VOLS.


We no longer suck, no now we
REALLY SUCK, which is worse than
a simple we suck, REALLY SUCK denotes
the suckage is beyond repair and acts
as a black hole in space (this is not a RACIALLY
MOTIVATED STORY) thus pulling every person place and
thing into its depths of suckatudeinalhell from
which there is no escape until the final seconds
of the VOLS impending Vandy loss later in the year.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

All the talk about replacing Fulmer is misplaced. I think the new offensive coordinator should be shown the door...fast.

Anonymous said...

But what if this new guy is just following orders? Also why can't phil recrute anymore?

Oh and how come even with the new guy everyone knows the plays in the stands before they are run?

Anonymous said...

Good point, but...
Firing a coordinator in midseason has precedent.

Remember back in the late 80's when UT fired the defensive coordinator after, what, a 0-5 start?

Anonymous said...

Couple of things, the election is not over but actually getting very close. MSNBC Chris Mathews was laughing at the fact that the polls are now showing it close and NBC dropped all number reporting on the TODAY SHOW along with CBS and ABC on their morning shows. They moved back their endebth reporting of how much is spent on the republican VP candidates clothes and really pounded their story of what they call the racists remarks of the McCain camp when refering to Obama as a Socialists.


As for the coach, he knows the game has passed him and has been hinting about it in press conferences. Even when Cutclif returned he saw the lack of talent compared to when he left. UT can recruit but not on the level as they did when they were winning.

Word inside the team is the new guy in the press box is NOT calling the plays and even if he is, remember who hired him.

Phil and the fans know it is over and time for him to go.