HERE is Hank Jrs new tune,
give it an ear and forward it
to all your far left buds!
FLASH!!!!!!
DO NOT COUNT JOHN OUT JUST YET!!!
GALLUP's 'traditional' likely voter model shows Obama with a two-point advantage over McCain on Thursday, 49% to 47%, this is within poll's margin of error... Developing...
ALMOST AWARD WINNING
NEW MEDIA JOURNALIST,
ZEEK RIDINGS files this
investigative report
on the Obama backed
voter fraud network,
ACORN!
WHO ARE THEY SIGNING UP
By Zeek Ridings
(all rites reserved but for sale, Zeek will
be on his office phone
taking offers all day)After seeing the new media finally
push Obamba's three TV networks into
running a few glancing stories about
the voter fraud king pin, ACORN, I
took Media Report ace photographer,
Snaps Shutter and became a member of
the organization. As granddaddy used to
say when he took the latest PLAYBOY down
the path to the outhouse while his
wife Modine screamed at him that he
never read the articles... "PICTURES
SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS!
HERE are actual pictures of new
voters that ACORN encouraged me to
SIGN UP!
THIS new ACORN voter is obviously
not qualified due to his insatiable
need for mind numbing alcoholic
beverages!
At the very mention of ACORN
this soon to be voter
became very aggressive and threatened if
they could not sign up they would
place my clip board so deep in a
certain area of my body it would be
beyond retrieval by even the most
talented colorectal surgeon. Normally
such lack of anger management and agression
require immediate intervention and
even incarceration, but certainly
NOT a voter registration card!
As a LAST RESORT the ACORN
handbook strongly suggests
signing up inanimate objects,
preferably IRON LAW ART!
In conclusion we found
we found ACORN to be
anything but nuts and
if allowed to continue
they will be a major player
in getting their man elected!
Yours humble journalist,
Zeek Ridings
The debate last night
mentioned Joe the Plumber fifteen times!
Today Joe is now famous.
"Joe the Plumber, aka Joe Wurzelbacher the Ohio man that has suddenly become the face of the presidential campaign, told ABC's Diane Sawyer Thursday that Barack Obama's tax plan to spread the wealth is "a very socialist view, and it's incredibly wrong."
The MEDIA REPORT reminds our readers
it isn't just Joe the plumber that will be
FLUSHED down the drain if Obambo is elected.
ON NO!
Joe the MECHANIC
will alsotake it in the shorts!
ALONG with
Joe the roofer!
AND Joe the big truck tire
thief!
Oh and don't forget JOE
the biker!AND the lowest of lows,
JOE
the Natzi!
After the debate a wise republican said
the answer of who to vote for is very simple.
Either you vote for John and Sarah
or
our country will be run by the
GANG OF THREE!
Two of which have
approval ratings much LOWER than George Bush!
6 comments:
The gang of three are for real and dangerious.
If voters will think about those three working together they will see how important it is to vote republican.
Walker, here is my $10 membership fee in the Common Sense Club.
http://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/obamabucks3.jpg
The bucket of chicken is not bipartisan--it's all left wings.
Here's something sensible about the insane attacks on Joe the Plumber, as if his personal life matters in the Presidential election...
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/10/16/what-we-can-learn-from-the-joe-the-plumber-episode/
Never ever question the Messiah. Your life will be spared, THIS TIME.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Let's all walk to the liquor store!
The Ant and the Grasshopper:
Old vs New
OLD VERSION:
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The ant works hard in the
withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up
supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is
a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and
well fed.The grasshopper has no
food or shelter, so he dies out
in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
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MODERN VERSION:
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The ant works hard in the
withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up
supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant
is a fool and laughs and dances
and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering
grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know
why the ant should be allowed to
be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show
up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a
video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table
filled with food. America is
stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country
of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to
suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah
with the grasshopper, and
everybody cries when they
sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
Jesse Jackson stages a
demonstration in front of the
ant's house where the news
stations film the group
singing, 'We shall overcome.'
Jesse then has the group kneel
down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim
in an interview with Larry King
that the ant has gotten rich off
the back of the grasshopper, and
both call for an immediate tax
hike on the ant to make him pay
his fair share.
Hillary and Barack go on national
television agreeing that the light
of the grasshopper is the fault of
George Bush.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the
Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper
Act retroactive to the beginning
of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to
hire a proportionate number of
green bugs and, having nothing
left to pay his retroactive taxes,
his home is confiscated by the
government.
Obama gets his old law firm to
represent the grasshopper in
a defamation suit against the ant,
and the case is tried
before a panel of federal judges
that Bill Clinton appointed from
a list of single-parent welfare
recipients.
The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the
grasshopper finishing up the
last bits of the ant's food while
the government house he is in,
which just happens to be the
ant's old house, crumbles around
him because he doesn't maintain
it.
The ant has disappeared in the
snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in
a drug related incident and the
house, now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of spiders who
terrorize the once peaceful
neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
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Be very careful how you
vote in 2008
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If you far right wing nuts will look at the electoral college you will see you need to stay home, we have won!
At last no more BUSH and at last the wealth WILL be spread around.
It is very wrong to work for a company and see those at the top be paid outragious salaries while those who make them look good do all the work.
The idea of taxing the very rich and giving the money back to those who made them rich is very AMERICAN! Read your history books it is there.
This black man is going to be the leader to redistribute the wealth and that is not a bad thing at all!
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