FIRST for those who are sick of
Hussein TV networks, HERE
is an alternative offering
REAL news, unfiltered and
totally bias!
CHECK IT OUT!
KIDS even though the
far left says it is over,
the polls say we are
knocking on the door of
Obambo's HUT!
"GALLUP's 'traditional' likely voter model shows Obama with a two-point advantage over McCain on Thursday, 49% to 47%, this is within poll's margin of error"
From the WHAT TO DO THIS WEEKEND comes
two things to AVOID!
The first is good ole Oliver Stone's
newW hating movie!
And the second is the
UT-Mississippi State football game!
A gleam of hope was spotted in
our Coach's eye when he announced
the old offensive play book gave new
meaning to the word OFFENSIVE, and he
was throwing it in the crapper.
His assistant, Idonthavenoclue from Nigeria took
this picture of coach searching his favorite
web site wwwplaysthatsuck.com
for a great new plan that he will present to the
fans this Saturday!
HERE be the UNEDITED
POSTS from yesterday
AND the Ed. comments.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The gang of three are for real and dangerous.
If voters will think
about those three working together
they will see how important it is to vote republican.
Ed....Ya THINK?
Thursday, October 16, 2008 6:53:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Walker, here is my $10 membership
fee in the Common Sense Club.
http://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/obamabucks3.jpg
The bucket of chicken is not
bipartisan--it's all left wings.
Ed....Thanks for the $10.00 I am putting it
in a Chock Full Of Nuts (yea just saw the Bucket list)
can so if Obama wins I can give him half of it
to pass out to those less fortunate.
Thursday, October 16, 2008 7:38:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Here's something sensible
about the insane attacks on Joe the Plumber,
as if his personal life matters in the Presidential election...
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/10/16/what-we-can-learn-from-the-joe-the-plumber-episode/
Never ever question the Messiah.
Your life will be spared, THIS TIME.
Ed.... One major key in
disputing the guy as a McCain operative
is the fact that Obammmer came to HIS neighborhood.
Unlike the nut jobs who stalk the rallies of John and Sarah,
this guy was for REAL with a real question that
kinda showed Obamber to be what he really is.
Oh and another FLASH the mainstream has missed,
remember the person who reportedly yelled KILL OBAMBO
at the Sarah rally? SS investigated and found there was
NO SUCH PERSON. Bet we hear THAT tonight on NBC. LOL!!!
Thursday, October 16, 2008 8:28:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares
in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased
$1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased
$1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Let's all walk to the liquor store!
Ed....Bless you brother for thou art
one who should be on morning radio.
Outstanding logic AND investment advice!
Thursday, October 16, 2008 8:44:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Ant and the Grasshopper:
Old vs New
OLD VERSION:
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The ant works hard in the
withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up
supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is
a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and
well fed.The grasshopper has no
food or shelter, so he dies out
in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
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MODERN VERSION:
===============
The ant works hard in the
withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up
supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant
is a fool and laughs and dances
and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering
grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know
why the ant should be allowed to
be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show
up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a
video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table
filled with food. America is
stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country
of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to
suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah
with the grasshopper, and
everybody cries when they
sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
Jesse Jackson stages a
demonstration in front of the
ant's house where the news
stations film the group
singing, 'We shall overcome.'
Jesse then has the group kneel
down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim
in an interview with Larry King
that the ant has gotten rich off
the back of the grasshopper, and
both call for an immediate tax
hike on the ant to make him pay
his fair share.
Hillary and Barack go on national
television agreeing that the light
of the grasshopper is the fault of
George Bush.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the
Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper
Act retroactive to the beginning
of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to
hire a proportionate number of
green bugs and, having nothing
left to pay his retroactive taxes,
his home is confiscated by the
government.
Obama gets his old law firm to
represent the grasshopper in
a defamation suit against the ant,
and the case is tried
before a panel of federal judges
that Bill Clinton appointed from
a list of single-parent welfare
recipients.
The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the
grasshopper finishing up the
last bits of the ant's food while
the government house he is in,
which just happens to be the
ant's old house, crumbles around
him because he doesn't maintain
it.
The ant has disappeared in the
snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in
a drug related incident and the
house, now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of spiders who
terrorize the once peaceful
neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
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Be very careful how you
vote in 2008
==== THE END ====
Ed...Does this say
that my Cooks Pest dude has
some major inside info on
the election?
Friday, October 17, 2008 12:24:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you far right wing nuts
will look at the electoral college you will see you need to stay home, we have won!
At last no more BUSH and at
last the wealth WILL be spread around.
It is very wrong to work
for a company and see those at the top be paid
outrageous salaries while those who make them
look good do all the work.
The idea of taxing the
very rich and giving the money
back to those who made them rich
is very AMERICAN! Read your history books it is there.
This black man is going to
be the leader to redistribute
the wealth and that is not a bad thing at all!
Ed....See I KNEW JIMMY CARTER POSTED HERE..THANKS
PEANUT!
3 comments:
Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. It's Senator Obama.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked. 'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small; their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN but no FOX for some reason.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.
'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
Yes sir, Mary Pat said, "They are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Mary Pat says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
LET'S HOPE AMERICA OPENS THEIR EYES BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
Gee, how can Republicans open their eyes when those hoods and sheets are in the way?
Maybe Joe, the unlicensed plumber, you know, the one who owes Ohio $1200 (or is it $12,000) in BACK income taxes, might be able to loosen the clog in your thinking.
Remember what "thinking" is?
I know, it's so much easier to chant "ditto, ditto,ditto" and march in lock-step (or is that GOOSE-step)with the leadership of God's Own Party, that work through that complicated math!
Don't worry, though. John "I sold my principles to the party pygmies to get elected" McCain, and Sarah "I never met a secessionist or creationist I didn't like" Palin, will SHOW US THE LIGHT.
You betcha!
Gee, what hate! Thanks for showing us all that snideful Democratic attitude.
The left--what a bunch of losers!
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