LIBERALS HATE THESE

Zeek woke up, left the jail,
came to the office and smiled this morning.
Both good teeth and the six new gold
ones were gleaming in the glare
of the old, 100 watt, energy burning,
GE bulb dangling over his
DELL. Right there on his state of
the art, 15 inch black and white
monitor were three things that
will SO upset the FAR LEFT!

1. Clint's No. 1 'Gran Torino' Revs Box Office

The PROGRESSIVES or yesterdays left wingers flat
hate Clint, they never miss an opportunity to
remind his fans he voted for SARAH and john.
When this movie was in the final stages they called it
racists and referred to this 78 year old American Icon
as over the hill!

2. Earth on the Brink of an Ice Age!

OK Zeek admitted this story was found in
THAT paper but still according to his
research team, Al Gore has LOST millions in
just the last two hours in his ... Save
The Earth Buy My Carbon Credits...company
and both QVC and HSN have canceled his two
big shows this weekend!


3. A presidential welcome for USS George H.W. Bush


Yesterday FOX NEWS carried this live and Zeek
said he was so impressive he would
have re-enlisted if it were not
for his advanced age and long
rap sheet. Naturally CNN was
too busy lauding the new Obama talking point...
of "ONLY THE GOVERNMENT
CAN SAVE THE ECONOMY" to give it
more than a mention.


The local Knoxville paper FINALLY
reported the return of their
favorite son, former mayor Victor Ashe.
Zeek reminds all MR readers to just scroll
down a few posts if they care to see
where he beat the local rag to the punch!
The KNS readers were asking just what might
the former mayor do now that he is without
employment? Zeek got on the question like
a beagle on a pork chop!

Answer?

Inside sources say
VA has an open invitation to return to
his old job as the Keebler Elf. No conformation
as yet from the Keebler company.



Just in...
our fav EAST TN RADIO HISTORY BLOG
has a great story about the days
when folks listened to radio!
One historical footnote...when
you peruse this story you will
notice the way WIVK won the morning
ratings war was by combining
two stations against one! Yep, numbers
from both the AM and the FM were added
together by the Frog to give them a win!
ARB didn't allow it but sales weasels from
the Country Giant ignored it. Finally,
after much lobbing by the station ARB said
it was OK to combine the numbers to give
Mr. Dick's side the win! Great work
by 101 and their giant staff to
preserve and remember the OLD DAYS
of radio!