last night and said D.C. is
still excited about the
new leader of the free
world.
Our fashion editor Lacy Nightie
said the small explosion over
the new First Ladies dresses
is now no more than a slight
break of wind.
Apparently all of the famous
African American designers
were up in trees over the
two dresses because none of their
lines were considered?
All is well now after
word filtered down from the big house
that in the future all designs will be
considered, not just those made and worn
by white folk.
With that small but ugly
incident behind them, the
new first couple has jumped
right into the exciting world
of national and world affairs.
Zeek was much too tired to work
but he did suggest we ask you the
gentle and well groomed reader to
give us your opinion of the new
administration.
Vote in the poll and feel free to
post your thoughts. As always
you will never be identified or
edited.
So..What DO you think?
Knoxville lost the last of
the night time radio personalities.
He will be missed.
8 comments:
So far the president of the united states has signed an order to let the killers responsible for 9-11 and hundreds of other terrorists free.
He has also given his first TV interview to a Muslim TV station and in it admits he not only embraces the Muslim people but is related to them.
He is also getting ready to push American into a giant debt that it will never recover from.
And he did it all in the first two weeks on the job.
Stimulus Payment Info.
"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a
Very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
Set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
If you pay your credit cards off, it will go to bank management bonuses and they will hide if offshore. Same with stock investment.
Instead, you can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spending it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only American businesses still operating in the US.
I never knew things were so bad under Bush until this guy started telling me about them.
I did have a job when he was running the country and I was very proud of the US military.
Now I don't have a job and according to this guy the military is all thugs and sadists.
Things are getting better very fast. Since Bush left the banks are lending at a lower rate, we the prisoner abuse is ended and we are mending all of the hate Bush caused with the rest of the world. What a great week!
To take a saying from the new first lady...I have never been proud my federal elected officials until now.
Yesterday the Republicans stood with the nation in voting against the Democrats spending bill.
The Charm and arm twisting coupled with the hateful language of NO REPUBLICANS NEED APPLY few into the face of the new administration.
Eleven courageous Americans from the Democrat party joined ALL of the republicans in the vote.
Yesterdays vote added one more bit of history to Obamas term. That being we have seen the end of the customary 100 day honeymoon in record time of less than two full weeks.
Obama put his career on the line very quickly with this package and because not only could he not get a single republican vote he also lost 11 of his own...he looks like he is starting down the long slide right into a chapter of our history that will be called...WHAT A MISTAKE WE MADE!
As a member of the new ruling party let me be the first to tell you WE WON!
America and the world is so in need of us and our new President. Get on board or shut up.
This package will put all of the people that George Bush caused to lose their jobs back to work and it will be a great step forward in ending man made global warming.
It is historical and it will start the hard work of erasing the name and the actions of George Bush.
Again we won, you lost so please go away.
This blog is racists so how can anyone expect a fare look at the many first few days of accomplishments our new president has had?
Your pictures are very racists, your writers are racists, even those who post are racists.
Diversity is the answer but a blend is also a solution. It is a hard paradigm but it is an achievable one.
Your next publication should talk about the billions of dollars the new bill will hand to the state of Tennessee and also how the factories and shops will soon reopen and people will be back at work. This will happen and it will be because of Obama and the new leaders of the country.
Obama so far has shown that he will be our worst president ever. He has ruined the bipartisian spirit after these elections by forcing this over porked Democratic stimulus/spending package on America. He is using fear tactics and is continually down talking our economy. He is showing no leadership at all and his approval ratings are showing this. America needs to be united and Obama should not demonize Republicans like Rush limbaugh during this crises
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