MID WEEK NEWS

DID ANYONE THINK THE KNS WOULD BECOME THIS SMALL THIS
FAST? Upside is our print reporter can read it
in less than two happy splashes!

NEXT WEDNESDAY
FAMED CP AND WALKER
WING MAN THE MIKE CLARK
WILL HAVE ZEEK'S ALTER EGO
ON HIS RADIO SHOW TO TALK
ABOUT YULETIDE DREAMS!!!
CHECK IT OUT!

ALSO a big congrats to Mike and Praise for
their work with Center Of Hope. Last
week callers to the station raised
over 20K for the wonderful organization
that takes care of those in need RIGHT
HERE AT HOME!





Here is some news
the new lean, mean, KNS
story machine missed.


Zeek Ridings is still basking in the
fame of a two day host on THE VOICE
radio show. Listening on his wireless
in the back of his single wide in the 4th and Gill
neighborhood he caught a fill in host that brought
a tear to his glass eye.

Long time radio hellion CARL WARNER
filled in for Lloyd last Friday and cut a
mighty path across the airwaves! Warner had
a young boy who is often elected by Knoxville
Democrats (OK he lost this last time but
even a blind cat could see that one coming) on
the show with him and when the smoke cleared
the kid had been cut deep and often!

Warner was so on his game this child just
gave up, took off his Radio Shack issue head
sets and stormed out of the studio! Hint to anyone who
is on a talk radio show and is coming up short in the
battle of wits, WALKING OUT WILL GET THAT BIG
L PLACED DEAD CENTER BETWEEN YOUR EYES!

Older folk may remember Carl from his days on WETE, AM 620 and
his famed talk show Yen and Yang! His counterpart has
passed on to that big transmitter in the sky, but Carl (at the alleged age
of 107) is still in there slinging the rocks! Zeek has started a one
bum letter writing campaign to get Carl and the Boy back for a rematch!







The 2003 staff HUMMER was in the shop yesterday getting
bigger tires, two new saddle gas tanks installed and having the pollution system cut out.
Zeek Ridings was forsed to use a rental car with nothing but an AM/FM
radio on board. Dialing up "over the air" radio for the first time in months he heard HHH talking with the dean of Knoxville radio news about his
weight loss operation. Zeek has been a Dave Foulk fan since before HHH was born and
really does wish him the best.


Good job WBIR NEWS.
With AE in the playoff
race the big question is
will they be at full strength
come Friday and at least
WBIR has some facts about
who may or may not be playing!



THE VIEW!

Question do you think
this show is making black ladies
look a tad slow on the up dang take?

Woops and her black counter part often
say a few things that causes
the viewer to shake their head and
giggle, "Dem folk sure are funny!"

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HITLER WAS SHORT ONE
IN HIS SET!