Nov 16, 2008

SMILE THINGS ARE BETTER!

GUESS WHERE THEY ARE GOING????????????????







Our new expanded staff at
THE MEDIA REPORT has been working
all weekend on stories that
will make you FEEL BETTER! We are now on
our new state of the art server, built
by Art when he was in an altered state.


Lets get started with the
BIG party this weekend at ZEEK'S
in celebration of
the VOLS win over OPEN DATE! His half brother Clyde
brought the cold Old Milwaukee and his
smoking hot sister Modine!
They came right
over after the big game and said, it was close but
the team POUNDED THE ROCK right up to the final gun
and pulled it out! Next week they are on the
road to Vandy and then home for their final
loss of the season to Kentucky.


Here is the short list of things
that will make you smile!


1....AL GORE is STILL A MAJOR NUT BAG
...

A surreal scientific blunder last week raised a huge question mark about the temperature records that underpin the worldwide alarm over global warming. On Monday, Nasa's Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), which is run by Al Gore's chief scientific ally, Dr James Hansen, and is one of four bodies responsible for monitoring global temperatures, announced that last month was the hottest October on record.



2...The morning Knoxville paper is getting smaller!



3...NBC Wipes Off 'Lipstick,' Kills 'Enemy'
My Own Worst Enemy will air its final episode on Dec. 15, while Lipstick Jungle is expected to officially conclude on Dec. 19



4....A website called Christian Nymphos has been set up by a group of wives to encourage young women to embrace intimacy in their marriages.

5...First, this is a nice Crib...but if you will check out
the rug area right under your foot you will see a heck of a
stain we just can't get out. Let me clue you in my brother, if
Bill and Hillary ever drop by together just toss a throw rug over it
and save yourself some grief!





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you will find this bad boy!

Drop in and while you are there
pick up a TREE

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I bet you won't post this!

I love the new paper.

It is small, it does not take up much space and for the last two days the tabloid story has been better than any of the reported stories they have done in years.

Being an older woman I remember so well that killing but what I really remember was the Knoxville Journal covered it much better because the Sentinel was politically connected to the case and just fed what they were told to feed.

Keep it up Sentinel this kind of old tabloid story will get you readers for sure and it costs so little to just reprint it.