Nov 14, 2008

NEW QB FOR UT








WEEKEND AND AT LAST UT FOUND
A QUARTER BACK
! Joc Sniffer,
Media Report Sports editor
predicts this Saturday, as in
tomorrow, UT will fight hard
and with win Open Date by
at least 3 points. Naturally
the coaching staff will NOT
play this NEW QB because they
are saving him for next season.
Next year the entire UT coaching staff
says they will fully enjoy watching this
talented young man light up
the scoreboard, from their
front row seats at Hooters
in Maryville.


Zeek Ridings had a great two days hosting
THE VOICE on WQBB Radio! Zeek came
back to the office on Friday afternoon, sat down at
his customized desk/work station, turned in his
resignation and starting taking phone calls from
area stations. After plying though the numerous
offers he tore up his resignation and said he
couldn't afford the pay cut.

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and
if you are headed to Fantasy of The Trees
be sure to pick up the hot new Christmas CD
Yuletide Dreams.
It is already on Billboard, Cashbox
and Playboy in the "Bubbling Under The Top 1000" category
and expected to go Aluminum by the end of the week!
All proceeds from the cds sold at the Fantasy Of Trees
go to Childrens Hospital so buy hundreds for the
holiday season!


Our Media Report Meteorologist, Belenda Bigguns is calling for
a very fast drop in the temps over the weekend and a cold
Saturday and Sunday. Fall just might take it in
the shorts if it gets cold and windy.
This was one of
the best leaf season on record with families from as far away
as Canada driving to the National Park to see the leaves and
wreck their Citroens.


This weeks posts
were asking about topics
to be discussed when Zeek
took over The Voice radio show for two days.
As always the posts covered a wide range and
as always they are never edited..Anonymous Anonymous said...


Monday, November 10, 2008 1:14:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Obama has been elected the price of gas has come down, black on white crime has stopped and we have fired the UT football coach.

I love this guy!!

Ed....Hold the joy, there
are four long years ahead for
you to wallow in His Obamberness.

Monday, November 10, 2008 5:10:00 PM EST
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HA! HA! I just heard John Becker read about a fire victim being "transported by hospital to Lifestar". They just read off the teleprompter without thinking. Maybe they can't do both at the same time. Woo hoo!

Ed....Come on we all
have a bad day. Heck think of
how hard it must be to read that teleprompter
when it is too far away for you get to get your finger
under the words!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:04:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HEARD THAT, we call this guy bucky beaver. How much does he make and WHY?

Ed....Our Local TV News staff thinks you may
have the Becker Boys mixed up. One works
for WBIR and the other is on WATE. Which are
you calling BUCKY?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:53:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Larry King still living?

Ed....Larry is still alive
but his career died when he moved to CNN.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:37:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monday Anon 1:14,

Somebody really should kick the sheet out of you.

Or maybe, I'll just pat you on your pointy head, measure you for a tinfoil hat, and enlist you as a"double naught spy" in the United States Illuminati.

Somebody's gotta help that poor Art Museum spelunker find that thar' 'splodin' Blue Cow.

Ed....I have turned your post over the Belenda Bigguns to decipher.
She has advanced degrees in Art, Geology and Mixology. She and I will
work long into the evening to try and figure out just what you are talking about?

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