Recount says JOHN WON

OK just kidding, but it did make you
smile for a second!

ZEEK is stalking the news
like a moose hunter in
a Black Hawk and has found
some HAPPY headlines
for our Wed. WAY TO GO
ZEEK! But first

THE NEWS



Ratings for local radio stations are out...Big question is
where did all the listeners go?


Not So Green: Voters Nix Most Environmental State Ballot Measures



US News & World Report to focus on Web now that
they can't sell their magazines to the
unwashed public.


Gay Marriage Ban Protesters, Police Clash in California Streets



Headlines....

U.S. Stocks Post Biggest Post-Election Drop on Economic Concern


NFL, Miley Cyrus, Bill O’Reilly and SpongeBob Lead Weekly Cable Viewing



Cable News Ratings for Election Night, November 4
35-64 Prime Time
FNC – 4,421,000 viewers
CNN – 5,669,000 viewers
MSNBC –2,877,000 viewers
CNBC – 199,000 viewers
HLN –316,000 viewers



Possible replacements for Phillip Fulmer


Lane Kiffin- former head coach of the Oakland Raiders. He was previously the offensive coordinator for the University of Southern California and
worked weekends as a lifeguard and Speedo model on Venice Beech.

Will Muschamp-Brother to John Cooger Muschamp, noted recording artist and
finger painter. He is the current defensive coordinator and linebackers coach for the University of Texas.



Brian Kelly- the head coach at the University of Cincinnati. He previously coached Central Michigan University Tech School for Girls and Transvestites.


Tim Brewster- the head coach at the University of Minnesota. This is his first head coaching job but he says he would move to Knoxville in a heartbeat
to be close to his brother Paul and play the spoons in the Pick and Grin band.

Gary Patterson, Gene's twin brother that ran away from home in the second grade to join either the circus or The Rainbow People.
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Doug Marrone- One of the famous Marrone brothers who used to control all the gambling and women on the South Side of Walland.


Your POSTS were HOT
this week!!! Remember we never edit or cull so
keep them coming!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder if this new president will free the kitchen help from the White House?

Abe didn't have THIS in mind when he let them go, trust me.

Ed...reports are the last thing on
Abe's mind was a ball from a .44 pistol.
Come on now, get over the help talk or before you know it
you will start sounding like John "the scream" Dean!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 7:58:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, as Howard Johnson said in Blazing Saddles: "I would like to present this laurel, and hardy handshake to our new........nigger."

Ed...Hang on there now! First
that exact post has been all over the
net, Zeek had it e mailed to him
from three different people. Second,
only Mel Brooks can use the N word and
only in a western movie where the star
has a Gucci Saddle!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:03:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Using the N word just proves what kind of people read this trash.

The country is about to change and the new congress will do the changing.

It is time to make the right wingnuts pay and pay heavily
for social programs they have neglected in the past.

Spreading THEIR wealth around
is going to be fun.

Ed...WE AGREE! Zeek let all
the slaves go right after the election and
not only gave them 40 acres and a mule he
got them all SEC football scholarships!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:06:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a backward state but as soon as Ford Jr. runs again and wins along with more great Ford family members out of Memphis it can turn blue!

Trash hate the fact that a black man and a black woman will be the leaders of the country. Well, Trash didn't mind when they were cleaning their houses or mowing their lawns. They will have to get over it.

This country is liberal and it is going to move more that way now that the congress and the president are liberals.

It will be a pleasant change.

Ed... Zeek would like to speak on behalf of
all Trash due to the fact that he is an expert on the subject and even has the sheep skin to prove it! "First we clean our own single wides and
the goats keep the grass short, second we don't care what
color the folks be in the White House as long as they
cut out the lights when they leave and don't play that
rap music too loud after 10 at night.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:56:00 AM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It is time to make the right wingnuts pay and pay heavily for social programs they have neglected in the past.

Spreading THEIR wealth around is going to be fun."


Yessiree...is this the kind of leadership we can look forward to receiving? Time to pay 'em back. Revenge, huh?

Just wait until the black crowd comes to obammer with their hands out, and if they don't hit the big jackpot, watch out. Same for the wigger Dems--they'll want their piece of the pie as well.

Maybe payback against the conservatives and Republicans would be a good thing. It might get them off their asses and work hard to reclaim the White House and Congress.

By the way, do we now refer to it as the "Black House"?

Ed...Zeek checked the numbers a little bit ago
and found this guy who won only had 2% more votes than
GW when he beat Algory and 4% when he beat Kerry. Considering
the new congress has a lower approval rating than GW and over
the last two years has yet to do what they promised to get
elected it looks like it won't take that much work to get it back?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:39:00 PM EST
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the media report right? How about getting back to that and stop showing your stupidity and racist hate.

We have won and the country is ours, your racists thoughts and politics are finished and the world will finally like us again.

We are going to work very hard to get your blog banned and also expose you!
We are not going to allow this kind of racists thoughts to continue.

Ed...Thanks for your fine post. SEE
and you thought we either would edit it or
just not run it right? Wrong again! Keep UM
coming.