Aug 20, 2008

ANOTHER EDWARDS BABY?

Just when you thought
national politics was
getting back to name calling
and local politics was
down to the final heating
of the tar bucket her comes
JOHN AGAIN
!


Zeek Ridings, soon to be award
winning journalist and former
Shoney's Breakfast club winner
has uncovered even MORE babies
that may or may not be fathered
by Obama VP hopeful JOHN "the wad"
EDWARDS!


Another Baby?
Zeek Ridings
Exclusive to
The Media Report, copying, reproducing or
tracing strictly prohibited.


"A major tabloid (bigger that the Shopper but smaller
than the Watch Dog) is reporting that
John Edwards latest "soiled dove" was
spirited away to the Islands the day after
the feces hit the rotating cooling unit.

Some journalists see this as nothing more
than the second story in the saga but I ZEEK
RIDINGS instantly saw it as a clue to the
big puzzle, and a potential answer to the question
of just how many various and no doubt
exciting visits did the Edward's staff make to various love caves
while his wife was home trying to garner delegates
for him? Due to my on going investigation I can't
name names but I can publish the following picture
and let you the purveyors of truth make up your
own minds. Remember, the dead tell no tales but
at the same time a great tail can sure kill a
political career!"



FLASH
HUSSANE OBAMBO
HAS NARROWED HIS
CHOICES FOR VP
DOWN TO THE FOLLOWING THREE
CANDIDATES!
WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IT WILL
BE? STAY TUNED!



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unless obama names a good one he will be in trouble. Today he is down five points and with all of the new things Hillary is about to let out on him at the convention he better get HER as his VP to shut her up.

Edwards did not father Anna's baby!
I don't think?

Anonymous said...

John Edwards didn't fater Anna's baby. Ed Rupp did!

Anonymous said...

Channel 10 had a nice blooper on the start of the Thursday 6pm news. Kay Watson had apparently recorded an open to play just before Robin & John started the newscast, but the operator played the one where she said, "Crap! I forgot what I was talking about!". Nice boner. Broadcasting 101 always says treat the mic as if it were live all the time. heh heh heh

Anonymous said...

WVLT did the best reporting on the high school shooting, WBIR was late getting in but when they did they were factual and very good.

WATE was just silly. They had two anchors interviewing each other at the school saying nothing new.

It is so easy to see why they are number 3 and falling.