for a morning anchor at WBIR
is down to the wire.
ZEEK RIDINGS has been
plying his inside connections
at 10 with half pints of
Old Granddad and unstamped
cartons of Winstons to
find out just who has the
best shot of replacing
Ms. Corn.
Ridings reports:
"There is anguish in the
halls and blood on the walls
as ego and talent rise and fall
in the quest for the morning
Anchor chair! Sparky, the engineer
and Flash the photographer both
agree the race is narrowed down to the
two seen below.
"Repeated attempts to
reach the two candidates
have resulted in shots fired
and one charge of attempted
grave robbing. Never fear
ZEEK is always near and will
have the winner's name
on line an hour before he
or his next of kin has been notified!"
Another mega story
that the local paper is trying to
pursue with little success is
County Mayor MIKE THE ODD's new counsel
wants more time on hospitality fund audit.
Unlike the almost impossible to crack
story at WBIR, Zeek feels he can
actually get a face to face with the
mayor and find out the truth of this
tactic!
ZEEK says,
"Desperate times require
desperate measures! Reports
of Mike THE ODD going to ground
are very true but being the
rising mega star that I am I
am almost sure I can get him
to not only talk about the story
but spend hours doing it!
I have asked my daughters
youngest grandchild, Modine
Gunch Ridings to both find out
where Mike THE ODD is in hiding
and have a one on one with him concerning
the above story! Modine says she will
incorporate her two secret weapons
to "Get Er Done!" Enclosed
is the lovely girl's high school
picture."
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