DNC from the floor in Denver. Filing
daily from the third floor of the
Asian Hands House of Bliss ZEEK RIDINGS
has captured the inside story in words and
pictures that all of the other media
representatives have missed.
The following words and pictures
are for the intended and expressed use
of The Media Report and ZEEK RIDINGS
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or his sister in law Modine Gunch
find the following has been used
without their expressed consent
the user will be in deep bull
excrement.
EXCLUSIVE FROM ZEEK RIDINGS:
FLASH...In a last ditch effort to
win both the delegates of Hillary
Rotting Ham Clinton and eventually
the entire election. Husanny's wife
consulted an African Witch Doctor living
two mud huts down from her husbands brother.
She was told by the practitioner of the
Black arts if she would cut the head
off one of one her children and place it
on the podium at the convention powers
would prevail and a landslide victory
would befall her husband Husanneyman
in November.
FLASH....When The Husannster announced
Joe Obiden would be his VP
it was rumored Hillary Rotting Ham Clinton
was very happy with the selection but
ZEEK RIDINGS managed to snap a "just after he told
her picture"
and caught her mutteringsomething about "It ain't over till
the Intern swallows!"
FLASH...When Joe Obiden's wife
found that her husband was going
to be VP the word was she
gave Husanman a long deep
FRENCH kiss! First on the
scene reporter, ZEEK RIDINGS,
caught the kiss in this picture!
Not only did it disprove the
salacious comment according to the
the thermometer on ZEEK RIDINGS
web belt the temperture dropped
to below zero the second Obiden's wife
and his Husanship almost sucked face.
FLASH....Because of the
implosion of character suffered
by John THE WAD Edwards the
DNC was left with a big hole to fill
in the line up. Reminded repeatedly
the convention was and is a family affair
they invited Gary Hart to step in for
John THE WAD Edwards. Hart declined
saying he would be at sea
the weekof the Denver gathering.
6 comments:
Zeek how many rows of teeth does Bareback's old lady have, or is she dipping snuff?
Hillary gave a great speech last night and should be the VP at least.
Obama's selection of Joe Biden brings with him 35 years of experience in Washington. So, between the two of them? That’s almost 36 years of experience.
This blog has gone to hell lately. Although the political stuff is humorous in small doses from time to time, lately it's too often and much too silly. Knock it off. If you want to make a political statement, quit writing as if it were for Mad Magazine.
C'mon, dig up some dirt on the local media. Or at least make some up.
This is the only good blog I read! The political stuff is just funny and it really does zero in on those commies called democrats!
Rumor locally is none of the TV stations are paying very much and when someone is fired they don't replace them.
Boring as can be.
Can we see Zeek on TV? I watch Fox but I can go over to another if I might see him?
We get it.
You hate knoxviews because they threw you off and you are a right winger. Now get back to why the morning anchor at 10 was fired and if Gene Paterson is next?
That was not funny about Michell cutting her child' head off!
There's right wing.
And then there's corn-fed, inbred, and brain dead.
This blog is the latter, because something tells me you actually BELIEVE this garbage you're writing.
Sad.
Sadder still, is that some of the wingnuts believe Hillary's voters will side with Palin ONLY because she's a woman. Talk about patronizing.
Palin needs to earn her stripes.
BTW: The "Hussein-ator" jokes are old. Find some new material, Bubba.
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