ALL IS WELL RELAX

FUN WEEKEND IN MURVLE!








YEP THIS AIN'T YOUR
GRANDDADDIES MURVILE..




THE WEEKEND:

GREAT CROWD AT THE
MEMORY WALK THIS MORNING!
THE MOUNTAIN FOLK REUNION BAND ROCKED THE
MARYVILLE COLLEGE CAMPUS SOME REALLY
OLD TUNES!


WIVKs OWN GUNNER WAS HOSTING
THE MEMORY WALK AND DONE GOT
HIMSELF GLITTERED!

BANJO BOBBY WILSON WAS
CAUGHT CLOWNING AROUND!

BOBBY TALKS POLITICS WHILE
GUNNER WONDERS WHO ATE KELLY'S BASS!

NOT ONE OF THESE MEMBERS OF VERN'S FAN CLUB
HAD EVER HEARD OF THE SONG TOM DOOLEY!











AND the South's PREMIER BLUES
CLUB is featuring live shows Friday
and Saturday in Maryville!
IF you have yet to discover
the new downtown Maryville then
start your exploration with the
world famious BRACKINS! Great
building, outstanding music,
fun staff
all located in
a SAFE downtown that offers
FREE PARKING!

News Briefs....

Many rumors
are flying around the office keg/coffee machine about
WBIR. First, is that Kay Watson could be
leaving soon. Again rumors are what we
live for and are about as factual as any headline
in the Local Knoxville Paper, so don't send her a plant
just yet.




MR Fashion Editor George Glitter reports that the
new HD television in the staff
lounge is showing WBIR MORNING NEWS DUDE Russ wearing a spotted (looks like
food or drink or both) jacket while reading news and
his pardner is in dire need of several coats of Max Factor.
GG is not even sure if 10 is broadcasting in HD, but
the new flat screen (recently purchased at Green Acres from
Fast Freddy) is so much clearer than the old Zenith that
the spottage on the coat really jumped out!



{{{{DRUDGE POLL}}}} WHO WON THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE?...

MCCAIN
66% 151,209
OBAMA
32% 72,786
NEITHER
2% 5,168

Total Votes: 229,163