one LEG to buy gas, thus leaving you that extra arm
to hold your middle finger higher as you leave!
The senior members of the
staff are hit the hardest.
Miss Bonny could no longer
afford the drive to
Piggly Wiggly due to the
tariff on regular so she
had to resort to killing her
pets just for food!
Senior type setter and ink sniffer
Old Jake has taken on a part time
job to pay for gas in his MoPed. Please
drop him a dime when passing, he is right
outside our office complex.
Our health editor,
Dr. Hank lives close enough
to where he can ROLL into
work. Even though it is an up
hill roll he always has time to
stop along the way and give a
fan a HAND.
The saddest case of all of our
elderly workers has to be that of
Mamaw Moneymaker. Because she
MUST drive to both attend church and
work at the mission on week nights
she has resorted to the worlds oldest
profession
Bless her heart so far she tells
us she has earned enough to buy three
quarts of gas or a sixer of
Pearl.
Pump prices are starting to fall...like right!
OK down from the HIGHEST in the NATION or
from CRIPPLING they are now STAGGERING, but
as for the national ranking we are still in the
top FIVE.
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