Sep 6, 2008

WHERE IS ZEEK




STOP THE PRESSES!
AT LAST THE MYSTERY MAN WHO OWNS,OPERATES
and PUBLISHES THE BEST LOCAL (Knoxville) HISTORICAL
RADIO BLOG HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED!
RADIO 101..(IT IS IN THE LINK
COLUMN TO YOUR RIGHT AND down).

Guess what DUDE we all knew it was
you cause you confided in Da Swang and
he and I told the WORLD!

Come on, grow up Da Swing and
CP's BUTT BOY can NEVER keep
a secret! You should hear the rummors
we are spreading right now about
no hold on that guy is still alive..
ya know most of them are NOT! Anyway
101 is a great site if you want to look
at what radio was way back then in Knoxville.
It is filled with air checks (ego tapes),
old pictures, and some of the best lies (filed
by the posters NOT the editor) in the business.

Do we miss those days? Well we will always miss
the pay checks but as for management lord NO! We are much
happier now playing in the pretend world of
grown ups. Again check out radio 101 from the link to
your right it is a very good blog and makes us all remember
when we were young and having WAY TOOOO MUCH FUN!!




FLASH!!!!!! THE ALMOST AWARD WINNING JOURNALIST
ZEEK RIDINGS IS MISSING!

Last seen headed to California to
investigate the flurry of slurs and
dirty tricks perpetrated by the
Bareback campaign, ZEEK RIDINGS
last contact with the
office at MR was from a pay
phone outside the Democratic
Head Quarters for Rev Wright/Obama
in San Francisco!

Large Betty, the receptionist and
personal friend of the boys down in
the print room said Ridings sounded like
he was under the influence of several
LattieMocoCappiBangOs and she added
she could hear Clay Akin music softly
in the background?

Along with our law firm of Bend, Over and
Holdum we also keep a priviate investigator
Peter Long, on retainer. PL is sending his
best under cover agent, Tray Glitter to the
San Francisco area to search for our missing journalist.
PL assures us that Tray does his best work undercover and
is versed in several Asian arts of interrogation
that will guarantee to suck the information out
of potential informants in a matter of hours.

Meanwhile we are placing ZEEK RIDINGS
picture and our phone number on Milk Cartons,
Cigarette Cartons, Egg Cartons and Condom machines
in the greater and lesser San Francisco area.
IF you have an uncle named Rainbow or a niece
named Mac who lives in that city send them
the MR and ask them to help find ZEEK RIDINGS!
His dog, fish, cat and most of all his new
bride Zelda (who just celebrated a milestone
birthday) miss him!

One of our best
fact finders, Lurking Larry

mounted his modified HONDA 90 and started
west to spread the word
about ZEEK! Look for Larry to be
featured on the very last STYLE
airing Monday on WBIR as he
pumps hard to find his friend!

LATE BREAKING NEWS!!!
Obama At Bon Jovi Event: 'We Won't Be Bullied'

"We're not going to be bullied, we're not going to be smeared, we're not going to be lied about," Obama said. "I don't believe in coming in second."

The next line was I also won't have them do to me
what I am doing to that
Alaskan Hooters Girl with the
funny glasses and the very W H I T E skin!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

After the DNC we got an 8 point bounce and after you stupid bore the rePUKS only got a 2 point.

Few are going to vote for an alaskan hooker and an old man with cancer.