Sep 28, 2008

NEW WEEK!

ZEEK RIDINGS was racing around
town last week on his hybrid
moped when he found his favorite
local talk show missing from
the AM DIAL!

Moving with the speed of
a Beagle going for a pork chop
he found 1040 ( AM ) is
no longer the voice for THE VOICE!

ZEEK got on the phone

to try to get to the bottom of
the situation but said that
every time he managed to connect
with a major player involved with
the show, rather than talking to him
they dumpedon him!

Kelvin, would just hang up on him while
all his calls to the local TV news girl/ Monday guest host
on TheVoice were somehow instantly forwarded to 911?

ZEEK RIDINGS says the most prevalent rumor is
the lack of advertising on THE VOICE caused it
to exit the AM band.

Media Report Sports Editor Carl Cruex was given
a sideline pass for the UT game down at the
Fairest City On The Plane and files the
following report.


WE SUCK!


Classifieds:

Four together on the UT 50 yard
line,two for $200.00 but if you will
take all 4 we will give you $800.00.
Call BR549 and ask for Phil.

Society Section:
Tray and Muffy McCondo
were united in holy matrimony
during the half time of the UT
AUB game. A second for both,
their two adorably lovely
sons were in attendance.
The new step brothers got
along swimmingly although
Tray's boy confided he had
money on the Vols and was
a bit upset with their play in the first half.

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