HIGH GAS PRICES ARE MAKING GRANDMOTHER USE AN
ALTERNATE TRANSIT SYSTEM TO GET TO THE
BINGO GAME!
BUT FIRST POLITICS!
Last week ZEEK RIDINGS came up with a brilliant idea of replacing the four major players in the race for the White House with four local media types.
As promised he has vetted all four of the locals and found them to be as qualified as any of the four running on the national stage.
Phil Williams (Republican Candidate for President) qualifications:
Loves his country
Owns an SUV
Plays golf
Goes to church
Margie (Republican Candidate for Vice President)
Worked in TV
Can predict rain (great asset when attending state funerals)
Loved by all who meet her
Owned an SUV
On the democrat side
Hal Hill (Democrat Candidate for President)
Knows five speeches
Listens to others when they agree with him
Has a winning smile
Sold an SUV once
Ed
(Democrat Candidate for Vice President)
Great smile
Transportation expert
Deeply involved with special interest groups (Yep the T shirts are given to him)
Smiles when reporting crashes of SUVs
Friday was the LAST presentation Style on WBIR.
Today history is being made as Channel 10 moves Live At Five into the Style time slot. The station is still looking for a name for the thing, click over and send yours in. Remember if you are thinking of a name that is off color, snide, insulting or just totally inappropriate send it to us instead!
How mad are you concerning the instant gas price jump locally? A couple of stories in the big paper just sucked up to those who sell it to us. Thanks local paper! If you want to really do something here is a great place to start! Gas Watch lets you target the stations who are sticking their pump handle where the sun don’t shine. Click over and go for your pound of flesh!
FRANCE of all places has come out with a great NO gas car that will let us lob the single finger salute at our local stations as we pass them by!
It is called……… The Renault Elastique
click over for the fascinating details on this car!
As always when news breaks we will break with the wind.
Stay TUNED!
1 comment:
names for the new show
Another Snore At Four
Another Bore At Four
Happy Hour Starts At Four
Less Is More At Four
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