TURN OUT THE LIGHTS

the party is over!



OK I just checked the KNS and
it is a fact, the VOLS still stink!

Zeek has enrolled at UT
taking a FOOTBALL PLAYER ONLY
Spanish class. He said the only
assignment was to memorize a card,
repeat it to anyone working in the
concrete business then drop by class
for an instant A and a job!

Here is the card!




1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies:
Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars and my wife rectum!

8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair

11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids



OUR most FAV HISTORICAL RADIO BLOG

Is talking about a Knoxville Radio Hall of Shame..uh FAME.
It also has a look back at a very good station
that scared WIVK years ago. Naturally the FROG's
POWER put it in the ditch.
Joe Grant's picture is featured in the
story and our head photographer "Snaps"
ripped it off the second he saw it.
Dash over to the sceen of the crime and
check out the story!