That said, the threat of a protest by
staff on the high gas situation has worked!
Prices are dropping faster that Chubby Checker
through a Sky Light AND in Nashville
they got so scared they just stopped selling gas
altogether on Friday!
Just saw a great quote that has
absolutly nothing to do with
gas but still is funny!
"A Methodist is said to be a Baptist who can read"
Sorry Jim Baker but it is funny.
Zeek Ridings got a nice bundle of
jokes making fun of the elderly.
Because most of the staff qualifies
for AARP and deep discounts at the Scooter
Store,
we thought it would be a great idea to post them.
> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!
>> >
>> An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
>> has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
>> the dispatcher:
>>
>> 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even
>> the accelerator!' she cried.
>>
>> The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on20the way.'
>>
>> A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She
>> got in the back-seat by mistake.'
>>
>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!
>> ________________________________________________________________________
>> > Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night
>> the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.
>>
>> She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
>>
>> The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know . I'll come up and see.' She
>> starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?
>>
>> The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to
>> her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that
>> forgetful, knock on wood.'
>>
>> She then yells, 'I'll come up and help Both of you as soon as I see
>> who's at the door.'
>>
>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!
>> ________________________________________________________________________
>>
>> 'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'
>>
>> Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine
>> March day. One remarked to the Other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
>>
>> 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed
& gt;> in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
>>
>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!
>> ______________________________________________________________ _________
>>
>> A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
>>
>> As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say
>> 'Supersex.' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping
>> her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.'
>>
>> He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the
>> soup.'
>>
>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!
>> __________________________________________________________________
>>
>> Now this one is just too Precious...LOL!
>>
>> Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years,
>> they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their
>> activit ies had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
>> cards .
>>
>> One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said,
>> 'Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time,
>> but I just can't think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I
>> can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.'
>>
>> Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and
=0 A>> glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
>>
>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!
>> _______________________________________________________________________
>>
>> SENIOR DRIVING
>>
>> As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
>> Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I
>> just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
>> Interstate 77. Please be careful! '
>>
>> 'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'
>>
>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!
>> _______________________________________________________________________
>>
>> DRIVING
>>
>> Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely
>> see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
>> intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
>> woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I
>> could have sworn we just went Through a red light.'
>>
>> After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the
>> light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the
>> passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was
>> really concerned that she was losing it. She wa20s getting nervous.
>>
>> > At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went
>> on through. So, She turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did
>> you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could
>> have killed us both!'
>>
>> Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving ?'
>>
>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!
>>
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